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Noobieness

What a noob does, What he/she is about, how they act.
Noobieness: When a noob on a site, game or anywhere else, comes in and "noobs up the place". Such as asking questions everyone else knows the answer too, or being a newfag and acting stupid.

noob newbie newfag
by J.S.P. October 18, 2009
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noobishness

1. noobish behavior.
2. a noobish act or idea.
2. The atmosphere of a place inhabited by noobs
Guy1: That guy keeps team killing
(Noob shoots him in head)
Guy2: Oh my God!!! Stop this noobishness!

Noob:Look at this! I got Recon armor!!!
Guy: Dude, cut the noobishness.

I quit because the pregame lobby was filled with noobishness.
by 1337357 N008 May 8, 2008
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noobinese

This is the language used by many noobs and other people online who are generally uneducated in english. People who cannot type may also use it. It is basically the replacement of actual words with letters or numbers that sound like them, regardless of how short the original word is. It is done supposedly for the sake of speed, but is seen on forums and other things that require no such rush. Though some think doing so on IM is acceptable, this is only so if the person lacks the ability to comfortably type a four-letter word in the time it takes to search out and poke a single key. It also includes the intentional misspelling of words and incorrect grammar and punctuation in order to save the amount of keys you have to press to make the words sound right.
It is also known as "noob talk", "AOL talk", and various other names.
"Are" would be "r"
"You" would be "u".
"Your" or "you're" would be "ur".
"To", "two", or "too" would be "2".
"for" would be "4".
"Before" would be "b4".

A sentence might look like this:
"y r u calin me a noob im not a noob ill tel on u if u keep sayin dat im a noob ur a noob 2 ive been here 4 a lng time b4 u and ill b here after ur gone"
by gLiTcH October 24, 2004
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noobiness

Adjective;
One who is inevitably, without a doubt, a noob in all situations.
Kye cannot even handle it. He is pure noobiness.
by Prothesis October 1, 2014
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Noobness

You're full of noobness, noob!
by brocklie February 22, 2009
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nooby/noobness

by charlotte delo October 25, 2003
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noobishness

1. Foolishness, stupidity

2. An act or acts that classify someone as noob
1. Noob: How did you get that kill? I hit you first!
Guy: Okay I'm sick of this noobishness. I'm out. (leaves game)

2. (Noob is teamkilling)
Host: Hey cut the noobishness before I fucking boot you.
by 1337357 N008 April 20, 2008
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