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noobical 

An extreme noob, someone who has annoyed a person of higher intelligence causing extreme frustration.
Stop talking to me, Claire. You are SUCH a noobical.
noobical by Farmer Chow January 26, 2007
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noobical 

someone that is extremely bad at something and doesn't have a clue thats going on in the world and is extremely annoying
shoot the rocket at the guy you dumb ass, "Whats the shoot button" your such a noobical.
noobical by osgood1992, 14 February 18, 2008

noobical 

A person who is bad a gaming and is invisible to people online.
This Noobical played was suppose to play with us, but when?
noobical by ThatguyfromFB June 2, 2015

noobical 

Someone who enjoys life as a noob.
Being noobical has made me happy throughout my life.
noobical by ThatguyfromFB March 7, 2016

Noobical beast 

It’s a noob what is a beast at being a noob
Yh Michal is such a noobical beast

Noobicle 

A small compartment, as for work or study for the newest hire. Usually next to the restroom, far from the break room and/or situated where anyone can catch you shirking on Facebook.

Noob+Cubicle=Noobicle
Josh just started working at the firm so they gave him the noobicle
Noobicle by deshoda October 14, 2010

noobitalia

The genitalia of one whom is, a noob. Noobitalia generally features a small penis and/or testicles. This is not to be confused with pencilius dickitus, also known as Ward Syndrome.
Girl: Lets Fuck!!
Noob: YAY!!!!
*reveals noobitalia*
Girl: ...Nevermind...*laughs*
Noob: OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!
noobitalia by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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