noobcannon Share definition Flag In CounterStrike, the Autoshotgun. You can spot a noob from a mile away because of the sound. "shit, you look like a huge walking twat useing the fuckin noobcannon. get some fucking talent." noobcannon by Anti November 30, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the noobcannon mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch