noobik 

When you have a phat cocky wocky between your legs

Damn did you see he’s noobik

noobik by Botshifty March 18, 2021

noobie cheese 

Anything or anyone that is lame, not kwan-tsu, or a quimby.

"God! Todd, you are SO n00bie chEEse!" "I am noobie cheese" (the originator, Will B.)

noobie cheese by T-Dogg and K-Shredder November 5, 2007

noobskates 

First coined by Kizuel, from new (with b as in freebie).] + skates(skâts)) = "noobskates"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

SKATES: Shoes or light boots with a metal runner or blade fitted to the sole, used for skating on ice.

EXPLANATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobskates" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "skates" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness". It is both singular and plural with the s termination.

GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobskates."

SPECIFIC USE:

"NSA is the biggest noobskates I have ever met."

noobskates by -Kizuel- March 22, 2008

noobist colony 

A large group of inferior homo sapiens

Some people believe Canada and Mexico are noobist colonies, however I strongly disagree.

noobist colony by toxic540 September 5, 2005

noobify 

The act of loseing skill in a specific game.

"dude i havnt played counter-strike in 2 weeks and im begining to noobify.

noobify by Radical Ed August 5, 2006

noobishness 

1. noobish behavior.
2. a noobish act or idea.
2. The atmosphere of a place inhabited by noobs

Guy1: That guy keeps team killing
(Noob shoots him in head)
Guy2: Oh my God!!! Stop this noobishness!

Noob:Look at this! I got Recon armor!!!
Guy: Dude, cut the noobishness.

I quit because the pregame lobby was filled with noobishness.

noobishness by 1337357 N008 May 8, 2008

NoobKillah 

A hacker often noted for having a cunt at his side, Usually banned every 3-4 weeks from GaiaOnline.com.

NoobKillah79
NoobKillah
ll-Noobkillah-ll
Dark-Noobkillah

NoobKillah by Minntteehh January 28, 2009