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noobie cheese
noobie cheese by T-Dogg and K-Shredder November 5, 2007
noobskates
First coined by Kizuel, from new (with b as in freebie).] + skates(skâts)) = "noobskates"
~Noun
--breaking down the definitions--
NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.
SKATES: Shoes or light boots with a metal runner or blade fitted to the sole, used for skating on ice.
EXPLANATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobskates" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "skates" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness". It is both singular and plural with the s termination.
~Noun
--breaking down the definitions--
NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.
SKATES: Shoes or light boots with a metal runner or blade fitted to the sole, used for skating on ice.
EXPLANATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobskates" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "skates" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness". It is both singular and plural with the s termination.
GENERAL USE:
"Damn, that guy is a real noobskates."
SPECIFIC USE:
"NSA is the biggest noobskates I have ever met."
"Damn, that guy is a real noobskates."
SPECIFIC USE:
"NSA is the biggest noobskates I have ever met."
noobskates by -Kizuel- March 22, 2008
noobist colony
noobist colony by toxic540 September 5, 2005
noobify
noobify by Radical Ed August 5, 2006
noobishness
Guy1: That guy keeps team killing
(Noob shoots him in head)
Guy2: Oh my God!!! Stop this noobishness!
Noob:Look at this! I got Recon armor!!!
Guy: Dude, cut the noobishness.
I quit because the pregame lobby was filled with noobishness.
(Noob shoots him in head)
Guy2: Oh my God!!! Stop this noobishness!
Noob:Look at this! I got Recon armor!!!
Guy: Dude, cut the noobishness.
I quit because the pregame lobby was filled with noobishness.
noobishness by 1337357 N008 May 8, 2008
NoobKillah
A hacker often noted for having a cunt at his side, Usually banned every 3-4 weeks from GaiaOnline.com.
NoobKillah by Minntteehh January 28, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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