quimby

The badass mayor of the Simpsons's hometown.
Mayor Quimby: First, one announcement: I regret to inform you we are not offering childcare tonight. I don't know who that guy was you were leaving your kids with.
by mr. re-run October 05, 2011
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A goon, a nameless, faceless, part of a gang. A hanger-on, a sidekick of a more outspoken, charismatic bully.
Take the classic movie, "Surf Ninjas:"
"Dude, who were those quimbies in the camo pajamas?"
by Rockin' Dave May 13, 2005
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Commonly misunderstood to be the central player in an all male three-way, a "quimby" is actually the male in two woman three-way. Selected by choice bi-curious trim for his long, never-flaccid penis, "quimbies" have been spotted whiffing the occasional bike seat and, upon request, tossing a nicely-groomed woman's salad.

Other common misuses of the word involve chickens and farts.
My best girlfriend and I picked up this amazing quimby last night who took us to entirely new levels of sexual bliss.
by SoCal_Boi August 28, 2010
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The quimby gives as much as he receives.
by Arnie January 24, 2003
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a totally gay guy that has ridiculous hair but thinks he's straight
OMG that Steedman is such a quimby
by fallows November 05, 2012
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The act of sitting in a hot tub and farting. You watch for the fart bubble to come to the top of the water and try to bite the bubble before it pops.
Kenny: “Bro, what are you doing?”
Phil: “ I’m about to fart. Let’s see who gets the quimby.”
Kenny: “ That quimby tasted like absolute shit.”
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One who is dweebish or noobie cheese; a fag; a loser; todd mackal
"Who were those quimbies in the camoflouge pajamas!?", "That quimby just stole my sandwhich!", "That quimby just butt in front of me in line!"
by Tom and KEviin November 05, 2007
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