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noobishness 

1. Foolishness, stupidity

2. An act or acts that classify someone as noob
1. Noob: How did you get that kill? I hit you first!
Guy: Okay I'm sick of this noobishness. I'm out. (leaves game)

2. (Noob is teamkilling)
Host: Hey cut the noobishness before I fucking boot you.
noobishness by 1337357 N008 April 20, 2008

noobishness 

the adjective of someone that is a noob. noob stemmed from the latin root newbie means someone that is new to something.
person 1: i heard u made out with ryan
person 2: yea, it was aight, he didnt kno wat he was doing tho
person 1: yea well someone had to take his noobishness away
noobishness by daggish February 2, 2010

noobiness 

Adjective;
One who is inevitably, without a doubt, a noob in all situations.
Kye cannot even handle it. He is pure noobiness.
noobiness by Prothesis October 1, 2014

n00bishness 

That is a priceless example of n00bishness.
n00bishness by anycon September 28, 2004

noobishnessism 

the religion of when a person believes he is a pro at a video game, or any game at all, but he actually isn't.
*guy playing COD7 with mic on* "OMG 3 KILL STREAK! I AM SO AWESOME"
*guy on the other end* "noobishnessism, all im gonna say..."
noobishnessism by loldimort<3<3 November 8, 2011

Noobieness 

What a noob does, What he/she is about, how they act.
Noobieness: When a noob on a site, game or anywhere else, comes in and "noobs up the place". Such as asking questions everyone else knows the answer too, or being a newfag and acting stupid.

noob newbie newfag
Noobieness by J.S.P. October 18, 2009
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