noobikins

A pet name for your local noobs.

Me: How yoo doin, noobikins?
Spanky: Good, master.

by Poot the ninja towel boy January 11, 2008

noobyskins

a scammer on discord, cheats in valorant and fortnit

Shmurkio: "I love playing this game!"
noobyskins: "Blud, I am a rude person and I only care about money and cheating. Blud, I am going to cheat in this game xaxaxa!"
Shmurkio: "Blud, stop being such a goofball!"
noobyskins: "Scheiße digga"

by Shmurkio June 12, 2023

boobikins

An cute, silly, affection pet name for a women emphasizing that her breasts were well-endowed

Oh! My dearest boobikins! How I love having my face smothered by your titties!

by Keegan Eden Barker January 23, 2015

Noobitis

A disease that can spread by touch, look, or even through verbal masturbation.

Unsure if you have this disease? Do you have any of these symptoms?
-failing life at all times
-your friends don't call you anymore
-your parents don't call you anymore
-your grandma doesn't call you anymore
-you just canceled your phone service due to inactivity
-you like clay aiken
-you have sweatus majoritis
-you're a priest and someone dies in your party

These are only a few of the symptoms. If you have any of these symptoms, please cry in the corner so you don't bother others, or seek psychiatric attention.

Hector, I understand that you have noobitis, but could you please stop fucking up in life?

by phongoo January 14, 2009

Nubikins

Main Entry: nub-i-kins
Pronunciation: nub-ee-kinz
Function: noun
Etymology: Alteration of English internet dialect Newb, probably from Low Patience for Eastern American "Mee too-isms"
1 : To be completely Clueless of one's situation or surroundings
2 : To be a warm and fuzzy Newb (Noob)
3 : To be horribly naive to the point of appearing retarded

"Listen here Nubikins, could you possibly be any MORE clueless?"

by brian_thorn July 3, 2007

noobitis

A severe condition that results in the noob gland becoming gradually inflamed to the point by which exposure to the individual (whom has nobitis), can cause yourself to contract the disease. Caution must be taken when encountering an individual with noobitis, as one may become a noob themself. A terrible, terrible fate.

Bob: "Oii, you hear about Paul?"
John: "nah, what happened?"
Bob: "They wanted to take him to the hospital, supposebly he is suffering from noobitis. The doctor told me not to visit otherwise I'd land up there too"
John: "tough.. I hear that disease can be fatal.. What a poor, poor noob"

by harry_the_second April 24, 2011

Noobking

A term for only the most elite of gamers, destroys anyone who gets in their path and protects new players (noobs) from being spawn-camped. Typically into vore for some odd reason.

Thank god we have a Noobking playing minecraft with us.

by SonicElectro April 20, 2023