A disease that can spread by touch, look, or even through verbal masturbation.
Unsure if you have this disease? Do you have any of these symptoms?
-failing life at all times
-your friends don'
t call you anymore
-your
parents don'
t call you anymore
-your grandma doesn'
t call you anymore
-you just canceled your
phone service due to inactivity
-you like clay aiken
-you have sweatus majoritis
-you're a priest and someone dies in your party
These are only a few of the symptoms. If you have any of these symptoms, please cry in the corner so you don'
t bother others, or seek psychiatric attention.