noobism 

Noobisms are epic, even poetical thoughts, such as aphorisms, but by noobs. The Internet is a infinite source of them, since they are said/done all the time, and are often published because of their amusement value.

Teacher: "Remember, you can't bring MP3 players!"
Noob(female): "Can we bring iPods?!"
-People ROFL-
a noob-aware person to another: "OMFG, that was the BEST noobism EVER!"

noobism by The Chao January 6, 2009

Noobism 

A person who can never excel at their task, regardless of time spent practicing. In gaming, this individual is a constant source of loses when playing in a team, causing immense for to those players unfortunate enough to have the noob on their team. The upside to Noobism, is that they provide provide a steady, easy source for acquiring wins.

Fortunately for those affected by Noobism, they appear to remain blissfully unaware of the hopelessness of their condition, and strive endlessly to compete, to the detriment of all they team with.

The Noobism is state of being, like alcoholism. I suppose you could say, "He/She suffers from severe noobism"

Noobism by ItsMyPsedonym December 19, 2018

Noobism 

Noobism is the practice of sucking at games because of not knowing what the games are about, thus ruining other people's fun by accident.

Calling someone a noobism graduate means that someone has became an expert noob, while calling someone a noobism failure is equivalent to calling someone a pro.

Noob: Guys, how do you walk?
Others: Wow such noobism

Noobism by hARded2000 October 24, 2020

Noobism 

Discrimination of noobs, usually in MMO's. Unfair treatment because somebody is new to the game.

Player 1: "All of you, join my clan! Oh wait.. not you Player 2. You're only a level 4."
Player 2: "Hey, that's noobist!"
Player 3: "When will noobism be no more?!"

Noobism by Gravitee May 13, 2010

noobism 

The practice of being a new person.

"The noobism of this raid has reached epic proportions."

noobism by Revlic April 26, 2006

Noobism 

1)The practice of being a noob.
2)What a noob's religion is.

Kailee: He's dating Mrs. K's daughter!
Jimmy: That's Noobism right there my friend.

Noobism by pyroplya11 April 28, 2009

noobism 

Noobism is the act of being a Noob.

Also described as Noobidity.

In this context the Noob knows absolutely f*k all about what he or she is talking about.

Tom said Slam is Pendulum's best song.

Dick reckoned Blood Sugar was even better!
While Harry was adamant that Propane Nightmare was the best song EVAH!!!

This unfortunate but very common situation is a perfect example of Noobism.

noobism by trailofeights September 8, 2011