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noncist

noncist is what you call them, using a important and real life issue word to something that isnt even close to the word, they are speaking nonsense and using words randomly!
Ex-Friend:"your racist." Me: girl thats not even racist, your NONCIST!
by lilianathelilypad October 22, 2020
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Noncestick

When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.
You hear about that paedophile Nik who lived up the road? Yeah now he is just a noncestick
by NJRuler November 6, 2019
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Noncester

A noncester is not just your average, small time nonce.

A noncester is prolific in his fiddlings of multiple victims and can only be described as a monster nonce for his many deplorable acts of paedophilia. A Noncester.
Bailey, mate, clock that guy by the main school gates. It's Keith the noncester spying the hopscotch again.
by Mighty Ducks Sunshine Beam January 22, 2019
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Noncest

A nonce who also loves a bit of incest while they "nonce" it up with their 5 year old brother. A very big no no
Me: mmm love myself some kiddies
stranger: sir could you please leave
Me: why? I'm just here to pick up little johnny.
Stranger: Sir, please stop touching that child like that, you're in a kindergarten, SIR STOPPPPP NOWWW!
Me: *Inappropriately touching my little brother* Whats the problem?
Stranger: YOU ARE A NONCEST THAT'S THE PROBLEM
by BigJuice June 23, 2019
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Nonciest

Nonciest, meaning the most nonce out of a group of people.

Nonce, Noncier, Nonciest
Karen: Steve you are the nonciest person I have ever met! I now have full custody of the kids and I’m taking them far away!
Steve: Karen, NO!
by nonciest April 17, 2019
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noncitis

A terminal illness where a person displays the characteristics of a nonce. Early symptoms include following children and loitering near schools. Treatments for the disease include a life sentence and, in texas, the death sentence (can also be treated with panadol).
Dude, I think Leon has contracted noncitis, stay away from him! He got it from my dad.
by Noncitis November 8, 2021
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Nonceist

If you are bullying the nonces and not the normal people then you are a noncist
Stop bullying the nonce you nonceist
by CHRISTIANMINECRAFTSERVER November 30, 2017
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