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Noncestick

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When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.
You hear about that paedophile Nik who lived up the road? Yeah now he is just a noncestick
Noncestick by NJRuler November 6, 2019

Noncester 

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A noncester is not just your average, small time nonce.

A noncester is prolific in his fiddlings of multiple victims and can only be described as a monster nonce for his many deplorable acts of paedophilia. A Noncester.
Bailey, mate, clock that guy by the main school gates. It's Keith the noncester spying the hopscotch again.

Noncest 

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A nonce who also loves a bit of incest while they "nonce" it up with their 5 year old brother. A very big no no
Me: mmm love myself some kiddies
stranger: sir could you please leave
Me: why? I'm just here to pick up little johnny.
Stranger: Sir, please stop touching that child like that, you're in a kindergarten, SIR STOPPPPP NOWWW!
Me: *Inappropriately touching my little brother* Whats the problem?
Stranger: YOU ARE A NONCEST THAT'S THE PROBLEM
Noncest by BigJuice June 23, 2019

Nonceist 

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If you are bullying the nonces and not the normal people then you are a noncist
Stop bullying the nonce you nonceist
Nonceist by CHRISTIANMINECRAFTSERVER November 30, 2017

Nondiest 

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Similar to Athiest or Agnostic, Nondiest (Non Deus = Latin for No God(s)) is someone who not only doesn't believe in God in the modern Christian, Jewish or Muslim sense, they also don't believe in any kind of diety in past history, such as Pagan (Greek or Roman) Gods Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Athena, etc., plus, doesn't believe in anything religious, spiritual, mystical, mythical, supernatural or celestial, like:

Religious: like Buddhism, Hinduism, Pagan Gods like Zeus

Spiritual: angels, demons, spirits, ghosts or apparitions

Mystical: like karma, palm reading, ESP, telepathy or luck
Mythical: like the Loch Ness monster, Bigfoot, dragons or unicorns

Supernatural: like vampires, werewolves, etc

Celestial: like the Chinese Zodiac, astrology or even aliens
New word. Nondiest = No God in Latin
Nondiest by Beerz February 28, 2011

noncestess

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Extreme of nonce. A nonce in his extremest. Derogatory term for a very gay man.

Also see Gay Max.
He is the biggest noncestess there is.
noncestess by Maca August 20, 2006
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