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Noncester 

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A noncester is not just your average, small time nonce.

A noncester is prolific in his fiddlings of multiple victims and can only be described as a monster nonce for his many deplorable acts of paedophilia. A Noncester.
Bailey, mate, clock that guy by the main school gates. It's Keith the noncester spying the hopscotch again.
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Noncestick

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When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.
You hear about that paedophile Nik who lived up the road? Yeah now he is just a noncestick
Noncestick by NJRuler November 6, 2019
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Nocster 

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A Network Support Engineer working within a NOC (Network Operations Center).
Nocsters focus on layer 1/2 outages whereas NOC Engineers focus on layer 3 outages.
Nocster by DreamerBrian~ February 9, 2013

Nancaster 

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The name bestowed upon the city of Lancaster UK having experienced the 'greatest weekend of your life'. In order for the term to be qualified then the upper levels of the 'bantmosphere' must have been reached and at least one member of the party lost. (The term arises from the use of the word Nan; a noun used to express general ladishness or to insult your own elderly female relatives in order to undermine others I.e. Suck My Nan!)
Student 1: I can honestly say that this has been the "Greatest weekend of my life!"
Student 2: I know, it's a shame we have to go back to Nancaster for some bloody lectures!
Nancaster by ALadNan123 September 8, 2013

nonceatron 

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A person that you thought couldn't get any noncier but just did, AKA the ultimate nonce.
Mr Carr is looking at you again, what a nonceatron.
nonceatron by neildown69 March 31, 2021

norwester 

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What people from the Pacific Northwest refer to offshore winds.
Yo dude that was a gnarly norwester that came in the other day. It knocked my Birkenstocks right off me feet!
norwester by SurrendryeBooty69 April 22, 2023

Nowcaster 

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A person giving accurate weather information based on the present weather conditions (rain, snow, sunny, etc.) To look out the window and nowcast the conditions.
A weatherman will forecast inaccurately. A Nowcaster gives accurate weather information.
Nowcaster by dyates May 6, 2009
Word of the Day on October 10, 2024
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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