Noncester

A noncester is not just your average, small time nonce.

A noncester is prolific in his fiddlings of multiple victims and can only be described as a monster nonce for his many deplorable acts of paedophilia. A Noncester.

Bailey, mate, clock that guy by the main school gates. It's Keith the noncester spying the hopscotch again.

by Mighty Ducks Sunshine Beam January 22, 2019

Noncestick

When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.

You hear about that paedophile Nik who lived up the road? Yeah now he is just a noncestick

by NJRuler November 6, 2019

Nocster

A Network Support Engineer working within a NOC (Network Operations Center).

Nocsters focus on layer 1/2 outages whereas NOC Engineers focus on layer 3 outages.

by DreamerBrian~ February 9, 2013

Nancaster

The name bestowed upon the city of Lancaster UK having experienced the 'greatest weekend of your life'. In order for the term to be qualified then the upper levels of the 'bantmosphere' must have been reached and at least one member of the party lost. (The term arises from the use of the word Nan; a noun used to express general ladishness or to insult your own elderly female relatives in order to undermine others I.e. Suck My Nan!)

Student 1: I can honestly say that this has been the "Greatest weekend of my life!"
Student 2: I know, it's a shame we have to go back to Nancaster for some bloody lectures!

by ALadNan123 September 8, 2013

nonceatron

A person that you thought couldn't get any noncier but just did, AKA the ultimate nonce.

Mr Carr is looking at you again, what a nonceatron.

by neildown69 March 31, 2021

norwester

What people from the Pacific Northwest refer to offshore winds.

Yo dude that was a gnarly norwester that came in the other day. It knocked my Birkenstocks right off me feet!

by SurrendryeBooty69 April 22, 2023

Nowcaster

A person giving accurate weather information based on the present weather conditions (rain, snow, sunny, etc.) To look out the window and nowcast the conditions.

A weatherman will forecast inaccurately. A Nowcaster gives accurate weather information.

by dyates May 6, 2009