Nonceist

If you are bullying the nonces and not the normal people then you are a noncist

Stop bullying the nonce you nonceist

by CHRISTIANMINECRAFTSERVER November 30, 2017

Noncestick

When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.

You hear about that paedophile Nik who lived up the road? Yeah now he is just a noncestick

by NJRuler November 6, 2019

Noncester

A noncester is not just your average, small time nonce.

A noncester is prolific in his fiddlings of multiple victims and can only be described as a monster nonce for his many deplorable acts of paedophilia. A Noncester.

Bailey, mate, clock that guy by the main school gates. It's Keith the noncester spying the hopscotch again.

by Mighty Ducks Sunshine Beam January 22, 2019

Noncest

A nonce who also loves a bit of incest while they "nonce" it up with their 5 year old brother. A very big no no

Me: mmm love myself some kiddies
stranger: sir could you please leave
Me: why? I'm just here to pick up little johnny.
Stranger: Sir, please stop touching that child like that, you're in a kindergarten, SIR STOPPPPP NOWWW!
Me: *Inappropriately touching my little brother* Whats the problem?
Stranger: YOU ARE A NONCEST THAT'S THE PROBLEM

by BigJuice June 23, 2019

Nonciest

Nonciest, meaning the most nonce out of a group of people.

Nonce, Noncier, Nonciest

Karen: Steve you are the nonciest person I have ever met! I now have full custody of the kids and I’m taking them far away!
Steve: Karen, NO!

by nonciest April 17, 2019

Nonmeister

Any student of sound engineering or music recording that is not a Tonmeister, or simply someone who wishes they were one.

Helen: "Did you hear that Bernie didn't make it on to the Tonmeister course with us?"
Michael: "Who the hell is Bernie?"
Helen: "I thought the two of you were best of friends"
Michael: "Why would I be friends with a dirty Nonmeister?"

by Topknottwat March 22, 2021

noncestess

Extreme of nonce. A nonce in his extremest. Derogatory term for a very gay man.

Also see Gay Max.

He is the biggest noncestess there is.

by Maca August 20, 2006