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noncitis

A terminal illness where a person displays the characteristics of a nonce. Early symptoms include following children and loitering near schools. Treatments for the disease include a life sentence and, in texas, the death sentence (can also be treated with panadol).

Dude, I think Leon has contracted noncitis, stay away from him! He got it from my dad.

by Noncitis November 8, 2021