Ne-bro-tiation is a dialogue between
two drunk buddies (Bromance), intended to resolve disputes, to produce an agreement upon who is a
hottie and who is a shotty, to figure out who has to land on the grenade, to bargain for individual dibs, or to craft outcomes to satisfy various sexual interests. It is the primary method of drunken dispute resolution.
Nebrotiation occurs in bars, clubs, and anywhere that alcohol is consumed.
The study of the subject is called Nebrotiation theory. Professional nebrotiators are often specialized, such as island
hottie nebrotiators,
peace nebrotiators, hostel bitch nebrotiators, or may
work under other titles, such as diplomats, legislators, engineers or brokers.