Nebrotiation 

Ne-bro-tiation is a dialogue between two drunk buddies (Bromance), intended to resolve disputes, to produce an agreement upon who is a hottie and who is a shotty, to figure out who has to land on the grenade, to bargain for individual dibs, or to craft outcomes to satisfy various sexual interests. It is the primary method of drunken dispute resolution.

Nebrotiation occurs in bars, clubs, and anywhere that alcohol is consumed.

The study of the subject is called Nebrotiation theory. Professional nebrotiators are often specialized, such as island hottie nebrotiators, peace nebrotiators, hostel bitch nebrotiators, or may work under other titles, such as diplomats, legislators, engineers or brokers.

As the night of partying was coming to an end Dom and Bob needed to have a nebrotiation about who was going to "take one for the team" and land on the grenade.

Nebrotiation by TurboMac July 8, 2010

Hostage Negotiation 

Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.

Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.

Hostage Negotiation by AluMiNuM77 May 17, 2007

Secret Diplomatic Negotiations 

"Secret Diplomatic Negotiations" is a comical euphemism for anal sex. It was coined over at www.apennyforlenny.com, based on a Jeopardy clue.

The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:

“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”

The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"

"Could I interest any of you ladies in some Secret Diplomatic Negotiations?"

"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."

"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."

Secret Diplomatic Negotiations by An Interested Party August 14, 2009

aggressive negotiations 

Made famous in Star Wars. Negotiations with light sabers or other weapons (guns, swords, fists, etc...) aka fighting

My boss wouldn't give me a raise. I'm considering using aggressive negotiations.

aggressive negotiations by Bacon1505 February 9, 2009

Negrotations

(n.) As seen in heated arguments between people of minority (and sadly sometimes a white dude here and there), it involves the act of starting and finishing a sentence with the word 'Nigga'. Usually done to intensify the insinuations of the sentence or draw emphasis.

Ex./
"Niggas' got garbage down the way, nigga." NEGROTATION.

Ex./
"Nigga I stay bein' in this game, nigga, who the fuck I is, nigga. Shit's crazy, nigga." COMBINATION NEGROTATIONS.

Ex./ "Nigga, this right here, nigga? This on some otherrr shit."
PARTIAL NEGROTATION.

Negrotations by alexvill1994 February 11, 2013

negrotiation 

The dispute that always occurs when splitting a dinner check among a party of African Americans

Why does splitting the bill with you Huxtables have to be such a negrotiation?

negrotiation by Henry Robinson May 17, 2007

negrotiation 

An attempt to compromise or "negrotiate" with any black person or persons.

Gerald did not want to go to see Mamma Mia!, so I conducted a negrotiation with him.

negrotiation by panda_face October 6, 2008