Mercunium's definitions

Bum Bogey

Small brown nuggets of faeces that fall out of one's anus.

See bum nuggets

Ian keeps picking bum bogeys out of his arse and flicking them at Simon.

by mercunium November 24, 2003

uce

The "University" of Central England. A shit university in Birmingham that is so bad it looks up to Aston, let alone the superior beings at Birmingham University.

You go to UCE? Aren't they the a-level grades you need to get in there?

by mercunium November 24, 2003

aston

An area of Birmingham where you are likely to be shot/murdered.

Also home to a shit "university": Aston University.

Person 1: I'm going to Aston tonight.
Person 2: OK, I'll prepare myself for your funeral.

by mercunium November 24, 2003

moose

verb. To raise both hands to your head to simulate moose antlers whilst having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind.

I pulled a random bird in Zanzibar last night, took her home and moosed her three times.

by mercunium November 21, 2003

vag dis

Short for vaginal discharge.

Look at that dirty whore over there leaking vag dis all over the floor.

by mercunium November 16, 2003

man custard

The creamy product forcibly ejaculated following stimulation of a man's penis.

Man custard is often found as an additional free topping on San Marino pizza.

Yes, I'd like to order a Hawaiian pizza without man custard please.

by mercunium November 11, 2003

San Marino

A pizza establishment in Birmingham, England that delivers a mildly warm 16" Hawaiian pizza for £12 and gives you two 9" pizzas free.

The pizzas they deliver more often than not have an additional topping of man custard that comes free of charge.

I'd like a buy one get two free offer please

by mercunium November 11, 2003