scrutter

A person who is a scrut

Lucy is a proper scrutter

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

bum nuggets

Little brown pieces that fall out of your anus whilst straining, usually over a toilet.

I'm just going to let out a few bum nuggets.

by mercunium September 20, 2003

gayrage

An alternative, more correct word to express the music phenomenon known as UK Garage, usually listened to by pikeys and produced by shit "bands" like So Solid Crew

Look at that fucking pikey driving down there in his lowered Nova with the gayrage pumping out. Twat.

by Mercunium September 04, 2003

FWC

Fat Welsh Cunt

FWC Dan Williams

by Mercunium August 16, 2003

sponsor

to ask for (usually money) under the false pretence it is for good use - Pikey speak originating South London, UK

Sponsor me 50p?

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

man custard

The creamy product forcibly ejaculated following stimulation of a man's penis.

Man custard is often found as an additional free topping on San Marino pizza.

Yes, I'd like to order a Hawaiian pizza without man custard please.

by mercunium November 11, 2003

violated

1. to have participated in a sexual act with someone usually against your will.

2. to be ripped off in monetary terms, opften prefixed with 'anally'. See bumrape, definition 2.

1. Tom violated Jo that night.

2. I got anally violated by that car mechanic. Cunt.

by Mercunium September 04, 2003