32 definitions by Mercunium

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The creamy product forcibly ejaculated following stimulation of a man's penis.

Man custard is often found as an additional free topping on San Marino pizza.
Yes, I'd like to order a Hawaiian pizza without man custard please.
by Mercunium November 11, 2003
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A pizza establishment in Birmingham, England that delivers a mildly warm 16" Hawaiian pizza for £12 and gives you two 9" pizzas free.

The pizzas they deliver more often than not have an additional topping of man custard that comes free of charge.
I'd like a buy one get two free offer please
by Mercunium November 11, 2003
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A term for a sexually transmitted infection - cf. nobrot
Jim's got scrotrot again
by Mercunium August 13, 2003
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