The psychosis that occurs when a person experiences an extended period of time during which the person lacks intimate relationships or has experienced bootyless state of being.
Man, I’ve been on my own for so long, I think I’ve got a serious case of nobootyosis. It’s like my love life took a vacation without me!”
Girl that has zero to no booty cheeks. Her butt looks like an extension of her legs with no bump at all. But people still stare trying to find where her booty is.
Kerry: Look at that hot girl.
Nick: Yo, she ain’t hot girl. She’s a no booty Judy.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"