no blow

When the act of sex is performed and the girl/guy never makes the guy achieve his climax.

Dude believe me you don't want her, she's a no blow!

by Definingchamp June 7, 2014

no-blow zone

The area around a man's genetalia which is unable to be accessed for fellatio due to a foul-smelling fart discharge which may have been released accidentally or deliberately.

Linda's knob gobbling was clumsy and uncomfortable at best. It was time for me to create a no-blow zone and get out of there.

by Zonal K October 9, 2019

No Blow Save

After you go pee and you wash your hands and you can see a little pee ran out, so you don't dry your hands, and instead rub them on your pants to make it seem like water.

John - Dude, you got water all over your shorts.

Peter - Yeah, I No Blow Saved it.

John- Nice.

by Tosh.3.1415 March 25, 2010

No shame blow down

When you have to take a dump at work and there are several people present in the bathroom, you, without shame or couth, let said dump flow freely from your ass pipe, egregiously grunting and farting until all foul matter has been expended.

Dude 1: Dude, that dude is fucking up that toilet right now!

Dude 2: Yeah, sometimes you just gotta take a No shame blow down.

by Dover Dude July 21, 2019

No anal blow hole

Globicide glocks

I got hit 1004 times with a no anal blow hole

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

no homo bro blow

A metaphor used when someone else blatantly contradicts themselves with a commonly used phrase.

The metaphor is of a person giving a blowjob to a bro, but it isn't gay since he said 'no homo'

Jake: fuck you! but no offense, though
Tom: yeah, a no homo bro blow

by Urban Rural country boy September 14, 2017

No-Blowjob Day

Saturdays are sacred to the boys. Every other day of the week should have a free blowjob, because you are with a woman. If you have received one on Saturday you are either a traitor or a homiesexual

I think he is gay, he said he got a blowjob on Saturday which is No-Blowjob Day so he must be gay...

by Polo.boi June 25, 2020