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no blow by Definingchamp June 7, 2014
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no-blow zone
The area around a man's genetalia which is unable to be accessed for fellatio due to a foul-smelling fart discharge which may have been released accidentally or deliberately.
Linda's knob gobbling was clumsy and uncomfortable at best. It was time for me to create a no-blow zone and get out of there.
no-blow zone by Zonal K October 9, 2019
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No Blow Save
After you go pee and you wash your hands and you can see a little pee ran out, so you don't dry your hands, and instead rub them on your pants to make it seem like water.
No Blow Save by Tosh.3.1415 March 25, 2010
No shame blow down
When you have to take a dump at work and there are several people present in the bathroom, you, without shame or couth, let said dump flow freely from your ass pipe, egregiously grunting and farting until all foul matter has been expended.
Dude 1: Dude, that dude is fucking up that toilet right now!
Dude 2: Yeah, sometimes you just gotta take a No shame blow down.
Dude 2: Yeah, sometimes you just gotta take a No shame blow down.
No shame blow down by Dover Dude July 21, 2019
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No anal blow hole by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
no homo bro blow
A metaphor used when someone else blatantly contradicts themselves with a commonly used phrase.
The metaphor is of a person giving a blowjob to a bro, but it isn't gay since he said 'no homo'
The metaphor is of a person giving a blowjob to a bro, but it isn't gay since he said 'no homo'
no homo bro blow by Urban Rural country boy September 14, 2017
No-Blowjob Day
Saturdays are sacred to the boys. Every other day of the week should have a free blowjob, because you are with a woman. If you have received one on Saturday you are either a traitor or a homiesexual
I think he is gay, he said he got a blowjob on Saturday which is No-Blowjob Day so he must be gay...
No-Blowjob Day by Polo.boi June 25, 2020
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