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No-J
someone who didn't do it, but is being pronounced guilty anyway. He is the opposite of OJ, who did it, but got off scott free.
That No-J was convicted of killing his family. But I think someone just snuck in and killed them while he slept. If you just killed your family, could you just go back to sleep?
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Jane needs to let her No-J boyfriend off the hook. Just because he has a hot co-worker doesn't mean they're doing it.
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Jane needs to let her No-J boyfriend off the hook. Just because he has a hot co-worker doesn't mean they're doing it.
No-J by ChuckChaser69 July 23, 2010
Word of the Day on September 30, 2019
Related Words
no jam • NO JOKE • no job • no jomo • no jodas • No Joy • no juul january • No Jerk off January • no johns • No Jorris
OJ or No-J
Orange Juice or No Juice?
Term used to question whether person is drinking or not drinking an alcoholic beverage.
An individual who is not drinking an alcoholic drink would be on the "OJ" and a person drinking alcohol will be on the "No-J"
Term used to question whether person is drinking or not drinking an alcoholic beverage.
An individual who is not drinking an alcoholic drink would be on the "OJ" and a person drinking alcohol will be on the "No-J"
Example 1:
Georgina: Hey Dorsa! are you OJ or No-J tonight?
Dorsa: Hey Georgina, im OJ tonight sorry, im driving.
Example 2:
Dorsa: Parsa's driving tonight - IM ON THE NO-J !!!
Georgina: Hey Dorsa! are you OJ or No-J tonight?
Dorsa: Hey Georgina, im OJ tonight sorry, im driving.
Example 2:
Dorsa: Parsa's driving tonight - IM ON THE NO-J !!!
OJ or No-J by PMans June 17, 2013
The No-J
1. Term for the 'job' (sexual) one receives after countless hours and attempts at flirting with someone you want a J from.
2. Decline response for answering a question to give/receive a J.
2. Decline response for answering a question to give/receive a J.
1. "Nah dude, no matter how hard I tried all I got was The No-J."
2. "Can I have a BJ?"
"How about a No-J."
2. "Can I have a BJ?"
"How about a No-J."
The No-J by JodanMclovin October 19, 2009
Handy J no LO
Handjob with no lotion which can often (depending on time-span) result in painful irritation and/or chafing for the recipient.
a.k.a sandpaper handy j, last resort handy j
a.k.a sandpaper handy j, last resort handy j
Steve gave Jacque a Handy J no Lo in the back seat of the range rover.
When I was 13 I got a handy j no lo from mary in study hall.
When I was 13 I got a handy j no lo from mary in study hall.
Handy J no LO by deckerdialect March 12, 2009
j-no
j-no by Dr. Feel Good June 11, 2006
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