griggy's definitions

Neeping

To sniff and enjoy an attractive girls seat when she has got up to dance the Foxtrot or other ballroom classics.

Richard clocked Doris getting up to dance the tango and saddled over to her seat; he dropped his hanky near Doris' chair, bent down and stuck his nose where her pert bottom had been for 30 minutes then started Neeping. " Phew that is a bit tart, but enjoyable to say the least" Said Richard

by griggy July 1, 2011

Robin Hood's Hat

A name for the v shape of a minge, or hairy gash, similar to the shape of Robin Hood's Hat

"Oh sweet Maid Marion may i remove your under crackers?"
"Yes oh evil sheriff of Nottingham and make it quick, i'm foaming at the gash"
"My word Maid Marion, the shape of your minge looks rather like Robin Hood's hat!!!"

by griggy October 20, 2006

Nippleometer

A visual aid to the outside temperature

Stick your tit out of the door love,and check the nippleometer, i want to see if i should wear my hat

by griggy October 18, 2006

Shite delay

Occurs when you have nip out of a meeting to take a piss, except during the piss a shit comes on and you have slope off into the shithouse; which in turn causes a shite delay in returning to the meeting.

Sorry i'm late boss, i went for a piss which turned into a shit; i'm really sorry for the shite delay

by griggy July 6, 2011

Wagonon

something I said in my sleep on one day specifically a medieval location for a quest

“When you wake up, wagonon”

by Griggy December 23, 2021

Winston Churchill's ashtray

The appearance of a lavatory bowl post flush, after an apocalyptic shit. With numerous brown smears going off in all directions.

Pooooh Kevin, why don't you clean the toilet after a shite, it looks like Winston Churchill's ashtray!!

by griggy June 20, 2011

Sat Nan

The nanna navigator, when your Nan is a passenger and constantly tells you to go down this road and that road because that's where Doris or Mabel live or to go down a certain street because she hasn't been there for years; to tell you the wrong way to the warfarin clinic.

Sorry i'm late Doctor Foster, the Sat Nan took me to Enid Van Crumpet`s house for a cup of tea and then directed me to memory lane where she lost her cherry in 1942.

by griggy August 25, 2011