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Probably a small penis that's just shrunken, old, and shrivled but you're not entirely sure that it's not actually a really weird nipple after all.

Possibly also could be a forgotten seaside town in a northern backwater that you past through once whilst on your way to somewhere else. It's quite probable that you stopped for a piss but the toilets were locked or out of order.
At what age do you think your cock give up and just goes fully nipplenis on you?
Nipplenis by Captn27 November 27, 2020
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Probably a small penis that's just shrunken, old, and shrivled but you're not entirely sure that it's not actually a really weird nipple after all.

Possibly also be a forgotten seaside town in a northern backwater that you past through once whilst on your way to somewhere else. It's quite probable that you stopped for a piss but the toilets were locked or out of order.
At what age does your cock just give up and shrivel into a full-on nipplenis?
Nipplenis by Captn27 November 27, 2020

Satay nipples 

Referring to someone’s pointy and pyramid shaped nipples.
Girl 1:“Oh my god, have you seen Jason’s nipples”
Girl 2: “yea, he definitely has satay nipples”
Satay nipples by Glizzy goblin January 11, 2021

Female-presenting nipples 

The most heinous of body parts. Must be censored and covered at all costs.
They were fine with the nudity, until they realized there were some female-presenting nipples, then it all went to hell.

By the minty nipples of Marduk ! 

An expression of surprise and joy, by presumably referring to the nipples of a Babylonian god that were, for the sake of this expression, inordinately minty.
" By the minty nipples of Marduk !" this McRib sandwich is delicious !

nipplegasm 

An orgasm occurring due to stimulation of the nipple; with or without additional stimulation, the term remains the same if the triggering action was nipple play.
Then he grabbed my tits and pinched my nipples; I totally had a nipplegasm.
nipplegasm by BabyJebus June 26, 2010

Mr Nipples 

The guy across the street who has pink yogurt lid sized nipples hanging from his man boobs that ALWAYS has his shirt off, blinding all that cross his path.
Mr Nipples is out shirtless again pulling the heads off of his roses. Good God man put on a shirt!
Mr Nipples by Wolf balls August 17, 2010
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