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nipplehole 

The hole of the nipple. It is a very mean thing to say meant to cause pain and insult. Never say it.
Kyle: "My dad beats me every day"
James: "Oh damn really? He is a massive nipplehole"
nipplehole by ding ding boy January 1, 2021
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nipplehole 

The nipple hole is the MAIN source of memes, after bill Cosby squeezes the boobs, the memes come squirting out the “nipplehole” like an erupting volcano
Him: why are tide pods a meme
Her: dam, bill Cosby is back at it again
Him: what?
Her: it all comes from the nipplehole
Him: ok?
nipplehole by Haystak1470 January 31, 2018

nippleometer 

The gauging of a room or environment's temperature using the apparent hardness (or not) of nearby nipples.
I didn't really feel cold, but I was according to my nippleometer.
nippleometer by EK the Bad Kitty April 25, 2006

Nippleboners 

When your nipples get hard/erect

alternative to a man having a erect penis but, this occurs in a different part of the body.

may happen whether you're male or female. though I like personally calling them nippleboners on the ladies or preferably myself.
"Wow look at Mandi wearing that wet tshirt you can totally see her nippleboners!"

"Mandi always said whenever she woke up from sleeping she'd awake with nippleboners"
Nippleboners by Mandi Marie Elgo October 16, 2005

nippleodeon 

a television channel dedicated soley to only the finest pornography know to mankind. Shows would include...
Legends of the hidden transvestite, down and dirty with doug, keenan and kielbasa, all that ass, rugmunchers etc.
Yo dude! Did you catch that rugmuncher marathon on nippleodeon last night? That Tommy Big Dil Pickle is a real casanova.
nippleodeon by Big Fucken Evy September 26, 2007

Nippleometer 

Stick your tit out of the door love,and check the nippleometer, i want to see if i should wear my hat
Nippleometer by griggy October 18, 2006

nippleless dick tits

slang in the medical industry for testicles
the doctor will see you now regarding your nippleless dick tits, sir
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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