All da refined-and-processed culinary-crap dat modern-day humans are stuffing down their gullets and invalidly viewing as healthy. Why not just go back to "oldtrition" --- i.e., simple natural fare like ordinary fruits 'n' vegetables, whole grains, lean meats, and fresh milk and butter and cheese like yer gramma used to serve??
Da term "newtrition" could also refer to either a balanced diet for yer tiny colorful amphibian buddies, or a meal-regimen dat actually includes said pliable wetland-dwellers. Presumably da recipient of said diet would just be a garter snake or other natural-toxin-immune organisms, though, since these small harmless-looking critters are actually highly poisonous to humans and many other meat-eating creatures. In fact, it's even advisable to wash your hands well after merely handling them, as even the comparatively minute amounts of their bodily-excretions dat you'd absorb through your skin can be very problematic.
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A title claimed by many have-been hollywood types, wannabe doctors, and your regular garden variety hollywood "fitness" guru. There is no legal definition therefore allowing any charlatan to use it. Normally used to imply that the person has some knowledge on the science of biochemical reactions which occur in energy expenditure and metabolism as an organism converts food into usable energy-but notice they never use R.D. after their name, as they would be prosecuted for impersonating real scientists.
A title claimed by many have-been hollywood types, wannabe doctors, and your regular garden variety hollywood "fitness" guru. There is no legal definition therefore allowing any charlatan to use it. Normally used to imply that the person has some knowledge on the science of biochemical reactions which occur in energy expenditure and metabolism as an organism converts food into usable energy-but notice they never use R.D. after their name, as they would be prosecuted for impersonating real scientists.
"Are you a nutritionist?"
"No, I'm a Registered Dietitian"
"what does that mean?"
"I have a degree in biochem and clinical training in the field in addition I don't wear spandex on TV"
"No, I'm a Registered Dietitian"
"what does that mean?"
"I have a degree in biochem and clinical training in the field in addition I don't wear spandex on TV"
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A self proclaimed nutrition expert, who has studied at the school of social media and googling.
A true Nutritionologist understands that life long learning is important, but that trolling is importanter.
A self proclaimed nutrition expert, who has studied at the school of social media and googling.
A true Nutritionologist understands that life long learning is important, but that trolling is importanter.
1. Hey bro, I hear you're the one to speak to in this joint regarding nutrition?
Nutritionologist: damn straight, I'll give you the low down on why keto is bull crap and how to get abs whilst eating pizza.
2. What's the difference between you and a dietician?
Nutritionologist : I have a personality... Oh and they have a butt load of education.
Nutritionologist: damn straight, I'll give you the low down on why keto is bull crap and how to get abs whilst eating pizza.
2. What's the difference between you and a dietician?
Nutritionologist : I have a personality... Oh and they have a butt load of education.
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“Oh, girl, I just watched a Nutrition Nazi rip some poor girl a new asshole for having a carton of non-soy milk in her cart at the grocery store!”
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This means to give your beautiful body some nutrition from eating or drinking
This means to give your beautiful body some nutrition from eating or drinking
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