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Neural Reality 

NEURAL REALITY
n.

1. Brain generated consciousness construct subjectively perceived as a genuine state of actual being or existence that reflects, in part, the autonomous processing of exogenus neural stimuli through preexisting biogenetic/biochemical neurocognitive pathways.

2. Psychological and physiological perception of reality resulting from a direct neural connection between the brain and an artificial neural device.

3. Machine generated neural stimuli capable of inducing mental and physical perception of reality that is indistinguishable from genuine life experience.
While Virtual Reality closely simulates a real world environment by actively engaging one or more of the five senses, Neural Reality is that perception of the real world pieced together by the brain and incorporated into the conscious mind as a state of actual being or existence. The artificial nature, inherent in the former, makes Virtual Reality clearly distinguishable from what is perceived as the "real world." The same cannot be said for the latter - even if induced by artificial means.

neural pus 

A substance secreted by neurons when the brain is stressed, resulting in slowed or fuzzy thinking.

(From a mock ad in Alan Moore's comic book "1963".)
I've been trying to write this essay all morning and I don't have even a single sentence yet. I think my brain's full of neural pus.
neural pus by Abracadab January 4, 2008

Neuralink 

Some weird dystopian brain implant bullshit that Elon Musk came up with when he was high. At least I assume he was high because that's the only way anyone would ever think implanting fucking computer chips in your brain is a good idea.

Currently, the only use for the technology seems to be torturing monkeys. Hopefully Elon's stupid ass goes to jail for animal cruelty before he thinks of any more uses for it
Neuralink is some bullshit straight out of a dystopian sci fi novel

Neural Inhibitor 

A device shaped like a steel circlet which is placed around the head of a person with psionic mental abilities (telepathy, telekinesis, etc.). The device emits high-frequency radio waves that disrupt the delta wave capabilities of the wearer's brain, thus dampening any psionic abilities. Neural inhibitors have been known to be capable of being reprogrammed to reverse the effect and actually create a barrier for the wearer against any telepathic infiltration or attack.
In 'X-Men 2: United', William Stryker placed a neural inhibitor on the telepathic Professor X's head in order to interrogate and incarcerate him without retaliation.

Lord Nermal 

Lord Nermal is the epic cat seen on brands all over the popular hipster store Zumiez- including it's own brand RipN'Dip - Lord Nermal is seen hugging dope, hanging out with space aliens, jesus, and flips off everyone he comes in contact with. In other words, Lord Nermal is more Lit than anybody i know.
Yo dude, i love your Lord Nermal t-shirt. It really speaks to me.

Dude, "we out there".

Praise the Lord, Nermal.
Lord Nermal by Born Villain December 1, 2017
The "world's cutest kitten", who tends to annoy Garfield on a regular basis. Because of this, Nermal gets shipped in a box to Abu Dhabi quite often.
Nermal likes to flaunt her cuteness.
nermal by Sarahsuke December 27, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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