Neuralink 

Some weird dystopian brain implant bullshit that Elon Musk came up with when he was high. At least I assume he was high because that's the only way anyone would ever think implanting fucking computer chips in your brain is a good idea.

Currently, the only use for the technology seems to be torturing monkeys. Hopefully Elon's stupid ass goes to jail for animal cruelty before he thinks of any more uses for it

Neuralink is some bullshit straight out of a dystopian sci fi novel

Neuralink by Eat cheetos, don't elect them February 13, 2022

Neuralink 

An implantable brain chip that can enable people to use their neural activity to wirelessly operate computers and mobile devices. Neuralink Corp was founded by Elon Musk.

Tim: Yo dude, you hear about how Elon Musk put a chip in a monkey's brain and got it to play Pong telepathically?
John: Yeah dude, Elon is always doing some crazy futuristic shit. This whole Neuralink thing is sci-fi asf

Neuralink by ClapDemCheekz December 14, 2021

Neuralink

I don't have a chip in my brain, by the way. My telepathy thing renders Neuralink obsolete. Well... At least when it comes to interfacing with technology. I doubt telepathy will be able to remediate the hardware of the brain in the way that a chip and wires will but whatever. I'm sure eventually I'll be able to roll out some kind of froopyland version of my thing for people to use.

Hym "So, I have rendered at least half of the potential of neuralink obsolete or redundant."

Neuralink by Hym Iam September 20, 2026

Neuralizer 

The act of removing a Facebook thread so it disappears without anyone knowing it ever existed.

Holy Marston, you pulled a Nguyen and used the neuralizer on that thread!

Neuralizer by Angry Professor October 16, 2012

Donkey Neuralizer Anal Cannon

(DNAC) A more fun way to say: "deoxyribonucleic acid" A.K.A. : DNA while in Biology class.

Kyle, please read sentence number two...BE QUIET, CHILDREN! okay, kyle, go ahead" "donkey neuralizer anal cannon is a neuralizing anal cannon that contains the genetic instructions used in the development and functioning of all known living orgasms with the exception of some viruses." "GO TO I.S.S. KYLE

Donkey Neuralizer Anal Cannon by Gothkid13 November 30, 2010

neurolinguisthetics 

The scientific study of whether the brain perceives music as a language. (Combines neurolinguistics and neuroaesthetics)

Person 1: Music is, in a sense, a primitive form of language.
Person 2: Music is not a language!
Person 3: Hey, better listen to him; he studies neurolinguisthetics.

neurolinguisthetics by ladybuggcla September 1, 2009

Neuralism 

A philosophical model which attempts to ground human experience in neuro-chemistry and the organization of the human brain. It was first coined by therealdandan and circulated on the widespread application Discord. It is generally used as a meme to make fun of libertarians.

Wow... did that guy really just say Neuralism? He needs to read some Kant!

Neuralism by therealdandan February 14, 2024