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Lord Nermal 

Lord Nermal is the epic cat seen on brands all over the popular hipster store Zumiez- including it's own brand RipN'Dip - Lord Nermal is seen hugging dope, hanging out with space aliens, jesus, and flips off everyone he comes in contact with. In other words, Lord Nermal is more Lit than anybody i know.
Yo dude, i love your Lord Nermal t-shirt. It really speaks to me.

Dude, "we out there".

Praise the Lord, Nermal.
Lord Nermal by Born Villain December 1, 2017
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The "world's cutest kitten", who tends to annoy Garfield on a regular basis. Because of this, Nermal gets shipped in a box to Abu Dhabi quite often.
Nermal likes to flaunt her cuteness.
nermal by Sarahsuke December 27, 2003
udderly cute yet very annoying
Cheerleaders are nermal
nermal by jefcar March 15, 2005
A term for an annoying, naive and/or otherwise doltish person. Coined from Garfield the Cat's annoying younger cousin.
nermal by Robin January 6, 2004
A talking kitten in Garfield known for his snotty personality.
Why is Nermal in The Garfield Show? He's my least favorite character from the strip!
nermal by frabrizio September 9, 2016

Nermal’s Law 

Allows you to find the answer to any question by simply dividing the correct answer with your answer. The number received is Nerm’s Inconstant. You then use the Nerm’s Inconstant to multiply your answer to find the correct answer.
“Oh you can’t find the answer? Use Nermal’s Law!”
Nermal’s Law by Big brain boiiiii November 9, 2020
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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