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Neetesh has many excellent qualities and some limitations. Although not overly ambitious, you are willing to work hard to reach your goals and are content to make slow, steady progress. Patient and methodical, with an ability to focus on the details, and happiest when doing tasks that involve both your mind and hands, you are inclined towards mechanical or technical projects, and could excel at many different occupations. You take time to grasp a new concept but, once mastered, you are able put it to practical use. When working on a project you do not like to be interrupted. You have a good business sense and are systematic and orderly in all your endeavours. You take your responsibilities seriously and believe that "what is worth doing, is worth doing well." Others depend on you for your unflappable, logical, and reliable qualities. Because you are so conscientious, you have to know when to step back and let others assume their share of the load. Because stability in your affairs is so important you are unlikely to gamble or take chances. This name creates a desire early in life to marry and settle down with a home and family. You make it a priority to establish a comfortable home base. Issues in close relationships could arise as you are inclined to be set in your opinions to the point of stubbornness. A tendency to worry too much could disturb your peace of mind.
Guy 1 "hey man i need your help now!"
Neetesh "okay bro i am always for you"

Guy2 "why you have a different taste in girls"
Neetesh"i like the girls who are little bit crazy and nostalgia like me"
Neetesh by Thakur_is_here June 7, 2019
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Word Shep uses for netflix
P1: Anything good on netters
P2: What's netters
P1: Netflix
P2: Oh
netters by ShepTheHusky April 6, 2020

nasty netters 

someone who picks up old men at senior citizen socials for the purpose of engaging in group sex at a cheap hotel.
Have you seen Deb? She's still at the Ramada Inn; she pulled a nasty netters last night.
nasty netters by Kelly Shooz June 29, 2008
(n) nee-nurs
Genitals of either sex
The cock and balls form a system of neeners.
neeners by inferior olive April 28, 2007

neenerstast 

When a mans weiner is soft and he inserts it into a folded napkin and wiggles it around to make it hard and then proceeds to stick his junk into his own mouth and Suck it until he jizzes all over and squirts it out his nose.
When Josh got turned down by Bethany he decided to lock himself in his mothers bathroom and neenerstast as he cried uncontrollably.
A word to replace a verb, noun or adjective.
HOLY NEEPERS!
Aww, my neeper hurts.
You're such a fucking neeping neeper.
neepers by Devon Cook November 21, 2006
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