When a mans weiner is soft and he inserts it into a folded napkin and wiggles it around to make it hard and then proceeds to stick his junk into his own mouth and Suck it until he jizzes all over and squirts it out his nose.

When Josh got turned down by Bethany he decided to lock himself in his mothers bathroom and neenerstast as he cried uncontrollably.

neenerstast by Clever beaver May 4, 2015

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neepars

Expression for nipples typically used by Pirates when they are drunk

"Arghh matee, shoe me your neepars and I'll show you me Creepar"

neepars by paulie g krueger March 24, 2008

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neezersticks

no originated in EP

Boy: Will you go out wit me?
Girl: Uh, neezersticks!

neezersticks by frejhest man March 29, 2010

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neeters

Small but juicy boobies

Damn that stanky hoe got nice neeters! (Boobies)

neeters by LewDawwg May 3, 2018

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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