needletip 

A male human with a thick penis but an extremely small bellend

“Oh my god Sarah, Joe was trying so hard but he couldn’t satisfy me because he’s got a needletip!”

needletip by Tropicaldude1986 December 21, 2017

Needlespeak 

When someone is speaking in a manner that is beyond a normal person's understanding.

I don't get what Jeremy is saying because he insists on using Needlespeak to make me feel stupid.

Needlespeak by ReniadelNile March 11, 2010

needledick 

a small thin dick

kevin s. has a needle dick small and thin

needledick by j.s. June 7, 2004

Needlesick 

Going through withdrawals due to intravenous drug use. Most often heroin.

Man I'm so fucking needlesick I'm shitting my pants I gotta get a point of smack.

Needlesick by JUNK.FUCK February 16, 2017

needletail 

Dead.

Person 1: Oh look at that fish. It's not moving.
Person 2: It's a Needletail

needletail by -Shiloh- August 4, 2017

NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.

After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."

NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER by weave September 9, 2003

needledick 

Man with an extremely small penis

needledick by Revolutionary July 5, 2003