neebligence

Gross negligence, particularly while playing video games. The word originated from the YouTube gaming channel "Neebs Gaming" when one of the characters, "Neebs," played by voice actor Brent Triplett, repeatedly performs negligent acts in games.

Neebs was berating Dora for overselling the product because one jar contains five products; meanwhile, he did the same thing. That is classic neebligence.
I would rather get Thick'd than suffer neebligence!

by Ashien Thirteen August 25, 2025

neebligent

To selfishly interfere with nature, then abandon your interference unprotected back to the wild to be slain. Often completed with a smug, holier than thou attitude whilst decrying world peace. A combination of needy and negligent.

He was neebligent when he tamed a bird then released it to be preyed upon.

by Squezle February 1, 2020

Window of negligence

The time period when a dereliction of duty occurs. Often, an ordinarily prudent member of an organization who normally exercises the level of care generally required for their position, will request that a window of negligence be granted by their superior due to time constraints or logistical complications. The partaker, in essence, is asking for a limited-time exemption from their expected responsibilities or in some cases, after dereliction has already occurred, leniency from their superior in regards to punishment for said subpar job performance that would’ve taken place within the window. The phrase was coined by Matt Fondiler on the 4/19/16 episode of “The Adam Carolla Show.”

INT. BRIDGE OF TITANIC – APRIL 14, 1912 02:40 GMT

(Captain rushes onto the bridge)

Captain: What was that scraping sound I heard while I was in the bathroom?

First mate: Sir, I think we hit an iceberg.

Captain: You think?! Weren’t you at the helm?

First mate: Er…uh…

Captain: Well weren’t you?!!

Second mate: I know where he was Captain.

First mate: You fink!!

Second mate: I may be a fink but at least I’m not some sexual deviant who gets his rocks off watching scrawny, working-class lads plow Rubenesque socialites in the backs of Renault CB Coupe de Villes down in the cargo hold.

First mate: I was merely protecting our passengers’ property.

Second mate: Yeah, then why was your dick in your hand?

Captain: Enough!! This is clearly my fault.

First mate: Now now, Captain.

Captain: No, I should’ve given you a smaller window of negligence while I dropped the Cosby kids off at the pool.

First mate: Cosby?

Captain: He’s a negro rapist in the future who played a beloved pussy doctor on telev---Nevermind that. Ready the lifeboats!

by griffin_t_a September 23, 2016

nubligence

Similar to negligence, but nubligence comes about due to someone specificially being a nub, rather than being careless.

You are hearby charged with nine counts of gross nubligence due to the fact you called down an artillary strike on a friendly position.

by Scytheford September 12, 2006

Negligence

Not leaving a severely autistic man alone to have free reign while you fuck his roommate. That's not negligence.

Hym "Yeah, negligence is real bad. Reeeeeal bad. I care so much about everyone else. Their lives are so valuable to me."

Iam "They don't care about the details. They want one guy to win and the other to lose."

Hym "Oh, I know. Just screaming into the void."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2022

Dishes Negligence

A behavior (tendency, habit or lone circumstance) when one or more parties fail to maintain a sanitary system of kitchen utensils.

I came home from vacation and threw up in my mouth because of my roommates dishes negligence.
see forkuation spoonuation

by kitchenspazz May 27, 2016

Neckligence

An irresponsible or careless approach to the completion of a task, directly related to an excessive number of chins, which negatively impact the ability of the neck to function properly.

Yesterday this fat chick was backing out of a parking spot and almost hit me. She couldnt even turn her head, yo. Straight neckligence.

by Captain Buzzard June 16, 2019