neebligent 

To selfishly interfere with nature, then abandon your interference unprotected back to the wild to be slain. Often completed with a smug, holier than thou attitude whilst decrying world peace. A combination of needy and negligent.

He was neebligent when he tamed a bird then released it to be preyed upon.

neebligent by Squezle February 1, 2020

criminally negligent humor 

Slipped into conversation like a stiletto between the ribs, an unintended yet nearly lethal joke.

She looked innocent, her blue eyes wide, and he never saw it coming, another taste of her criminally negligent humor. Sliding from the bed and falling to the floor, he begged, "Don't make me laugh! Please!" It was too late.

criminally negligent humor by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2023

negligent discharge

1.) The accidental firing of a weapon. It usually occurs when firearms are given to idiots, small children, the mentally retarded, or Marines. Can result in bleeding wounds, severe maiming, and death.

2.) See "premature ejaculation". (Also prevalent in the Marine Corps)

When the DI handed Private Jimmy his M16, Jimmy dropped it and it went off. Jimmy just had a negligent discharge.

After Jimmy negligently discharged into his DI's asshole, he was discharged from the Corps.

negligent discharge by Vasily Andropov December 12, 2013

Negligent Friendacide 

The term used when a friend has been extremely busy that they haven't been able to communicate regularly with their friends.

Ashley: Hey Brittany, have you heard from Nick lately?

Brittany: He's always at work. He's totally committing negligent friendacide.

Negligent Friendacide by Slikniky September 7, 2013

choad negligent 

Not paying attention to the choad area while giving a bj.

Hey, why don't you grab my choad while your giving me a bjer. You're totally being choad negligent

choad negligent by Supercooldudeman March 31, 2009

negligent

Slovenly obese slut.

Dean is negligent.
Stop being so negligent.
Top quality negligence there!
Dean, you're negligent.

negligent by ronneh! December 21, 2005

Negligents 

Someone who have great power.

Wow, this guy is Negligents! He have power to carry heavy things!

Negligents by Dudevictor123 July 25, 2016