nubligence

Similar to negligence, but nubligence comes about due to someone specificially being a nub, rather than being careless.

You are hearby charged with nine counts of gross nubligence due to the fact you called down an artillary strike on a friendly position.

by Scytheford September 12, 2006

nigligence

a racial slur of sorts, typically referring to a black person being negligent.

"Lamar lives in the Ghetto. Lamar is black. Lamar left the car in neutral, and it rolled down the hill, killing two people, injuring seven, and taking out a fire hydrant. Lamar is showing nigligence."

by Shawnxxxxxxxxnxxxxx November 3, 2007

Nubience

An atmosphere created by the presence of black people in a place or environment.

"The Jurassic-5 show was dope, but there wasn't much nubience in the crowd."

by Toomuchflystyles May 21, 2008

nigligence

When a black man has sex but doesn't wear a condom (pretty much all the time). This leads to accidental pregnancy.

Tyrone: I tapped Latoya 'bout a month ago & now the bit's sayin' she's pregnant.
DeAndre: Did you wear a glove?
Tyrone: Hell no! The glove don't fit!
DeAndre: That's some mad nigligence, yo.

by em=me June 24, 2011

Window of negligence

The time period when a dereliction of duty occurs. Often, an ordinarily prudent member of an organization who normally exercises the level of care generally required for their position, will request that a window of negligence be granted by their superior due to time constraints or logistical complications. The partaker, in essence, is asking for a limited-time exemption from their expected responsibilities or in some cases, after dereliction has already occurred, leniency from their superior in regards to punishment for said subpar job performance that would’ve taken place within the window. The phrase was coined by Matt Fondiler on the 4/19/16 episode of “The Adam Carolla Show.”

INT. BRIDGE OF TITANIC – APRIL 14, 1912 02:40 GMT

(Captain rushes onto the bridge)

Captain: What was that scraping sound I heard while I was in the bathroom?

First mate: Sir, I think we hit an iceberg.

Captain: You think?! Weren’t you at the helm?

First mate: Er…uh…

Captain: Well weren’t you?!!

Second mate: I know where he was Captain.

First mate: You fink!!

Second mate: I may be a fink but at least I’m not some sexual deviant who gets his rocks off watching scrawny, working-class lads plow Rubenesque socialites in the backs of Renault CB Coupe de Villes down in the cargo hold.

First mate: I was merely protecting our passengers’ property.

Second mate: Yeah, then why was your dick in your hand?

Captain: Enough!! This is clearly my fault.

First mate: Now now, Captain.

Captain: No, I should’ve given you a smaller window of negligence while I dropped the Cosby kids off at the pool.

First mate: Cosby?

Captain: He’s a negro rapist in the future who played a beloved pussy doctor on telev---Nevermind that. Ready the lifeboats!

by griffin_t_a September 23, 2016

Negligence

Not leaving a severely autistic man alone to have free reign while you fuck his roommate. That's not negligence.

Hym "Yeah, negligence is real bad. Reeeeeal bad. I care so much about everyone else. Their lives are so valuable to me."

Iam "They don't care about the details. They want one guy to win and the other to lose."

Hym "Oh, I know. Just screaming into the void."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2022

Dishes Negligence

A behavior (tendency, habit or lone circumstance) when one or more parties fail to maintain a sanitary system of kitchen utensils.

I came home from vacation and threw up in my mouth because of my roommates dishes negligence.
see forkuation spoonuation

by kitchenspazz May 27, 2016