Marketing straight to the subconscious mind using emotions, suggestion and brain science. Neuromarketing is essentially legal and ethical mind control.
Jake: Yo Cobra, trust me bro theres only 1 type of marketing that works better than sales
Paul: Are u gunna tell him about NLP bro?
Jake: Nah bro this makes NLP guys look like amateurs
Cobra: What is it? Controversy? Cuz if so I'm already using that shit for my hustlers university
Jake: Nah it's neuromarketing
Paul: Ohhh neuromarketing?! I heard you can make ppl do things you want and they will think it was their idea!
Cobra: Damn, for real king? Neuromarketing is Top G. where can I learn?
Jake: Hit up my boy jetset madrid , he is the king of that shit dawg
Random guy eavesdropping: I wonder if I can use neuromarketing to teach my girl to listen to me
Paul: Are u gunna tell him about NLP bro?
Jake: Nah bro this makes NLP guys look like amateurs
Cobra: What is it? Controversy? Cuz if so I'm already using that shit for my hustlers university
Jake: Nah it's neuromarketing
Paul: Ohhh neuromarketing?! I heard you can make ppl do things you want and they will think it was their idea!
Cobra: Damn, for real king? Neuromarketing is Top G. where can I learn?
Jake: Hit up my boy jetset madrid , he is the king of that shit dawg
Random guy eavesdropping: I wonder if I can use neuromarketing to teach my girl to listen to me
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The ability of North Korean people to come back to life after reportedly been executed or died due to illness. Named after the DPRK state ideology, Juche, which is translated to "self-reliance".
Person 1: BBC reports that Kim Jong-un has disappeared from the state media and is probably dead.
Person 2: Just give it a few weeks. The power of Juche necromancy will resurrect him.
Person 2: Just give it a few weeks. The power of Juche necromancy will resurrect him.
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Get the negromancy mug.When a nigger tries to seduce weak and gullible ladies, with all kinds of lies, just to fuck her and dump her.
A negromantic would try to confuse women with negrowizardry and empty promises like:
"Baby, you mean the world to me! I will always be there for you! You're so beautiful!"
Right before he rapes them and ends up in the Maury show as the father.
"Baby, you mean the world to me! I will always be there for you! You're so beautiful!"
Right before he rapes them and ends up in the Maury show as the father.
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by Necromutilomaniac September 15, 2010
Get the Necromutilomania mug.Among summoning mages, one variety is the necromancer. Unknown to many, there is another rare variation. Have you ever heard of a negromancer. A negomancer summons wild niggas from the earth, naturally the more powerful the summoner the greater strength of the niggas summoned. A defining characteristic of this art is that the skin color and clothes of the niggas summoned is determined by the terrain summoned from: as to better blend into their surroundings
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