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you have necroma breath.
necroma by plazmadroid February 22, 2014
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Neuromarketing 

Marketing straight to the subconscious mind using emotions, suggestion and brain science. Neuromarketing is essentially legal and ethical mind control.
Jake: Yo Cobra, trust me bro theres only 1 type of marketing that works better than sales
Paul: Are u gunna tell him about NLP bro?
Jake: Nah bro this makes NLP guys look like amateurs
Cobra: What is it? Controversy? Cuz if so I'm already using that shit for my hustlers university

Jake: Nah it's neuromarketing
Paul: Ohhh neuromarketing?! I heard you can make ppl do things you want and they will think it was their idea!
Cobra: Damn, for real king? Neuromarketing is Top G. where can I learn?
Jake: Hit up my boy jetset madrid , he is the king of that shit dawg

Random guy eavesdropping: I wonder if I can use neuromarketing to teach my girl to listen to me
Neuromarketing by piaheza August 1, 2022

Juche necromancy 

The ability of North Korean people to come back to life after reportedly been executed or died due to illness. Named after the DPRK state ideology, Juche, which is translated to "self-reliance".
Person 1: BBC reports that Kim Jong-un has disappeared from the state media and is probably dead.
Person 2: Just give it a few weeks. The power of Juche necromancy will resurrect him.
Juche necromancy by portfar September 20, 2021

negromancy 

The magical practice of raising dead black people, such as Martin Luther King Jr., or 2Pac.
Only the good die young. Use negromancy to bring them back!
negromancy by Urto January 12, 2006

Negromantic 

When a nigger tries to seduce weak and gullible ladies, with all kinds of lies, just to fuck her and dump her.
A negromantic would try to confuse women with negrowizardry and empty promises like:
"Baby, you mean the world to me! I will always be there for you! You're so beautiful!"
Right before he rapes them and ends up in the Maury show as the father.
Negromantic by Fukaface! April 13, 2019

Necromutilomania 

A form of necrophilia where one is aroused by dissecting a corpse, usually while masturbating simultaneously.
Necromutilomania is socially unacceptable, but what happens in the morgue stays in the morgue.
Necromutilomania by Necromutilomaniac September 15, 2010

Negromancer 

Among summoning mages, one variety is the necromancer. Unknown to many, there is another rare variation. Have you ever heard of a negromancer. A negomancer summons wild niggas from the earth, naturally the more powerful the summoner the greater strength of the niggas summoned. A defining characteristic of this art is that the skin color and clothes of the niggas summoned is determined by the terrain summoned from: as to better blend into their surroundings
Yesterday’s adventure went well because we had a negromancer with us
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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