Deadness is when you are so tired; either from taking so many sedatives or from just being so fucking tired it's unreal!
Deadness
Deadness
Niall P: What's up with you cockmeist, you seem agitated...
Owen L: Nothin', just pure deadness right now, probably need a ciggie.
Owen L: Nothin', just pure deadness right now, probably need a ciggie.
by Owen Lang & Niall Phillips April 27, 2017
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by QWERTY1234!@#$%^&*() October 2, 2023
Get the Deadness mug.A condition where, at the peak of a big yawn, one suffers a few seconds of deafness due to the opening and closing of the eustachian tubes connecting the ear and throat. Opportunists who know of another's yawn deafness use this condition to say something to the person yawning that they don't want them to hear - usually an insult, but spoken under breath or in a normal conversational tone. Better practice is to do it with friends present who will all hear what you said. A sizeable yawn can open up a good 5 seconds of deafness opportunity.
NOTE: Not everyone suffers yawn deafness, so there is always a risk when you try it on someone new.
NOTE: Not everyone suffers yawn deafness, so there is always a risk when you try it on someone new.
Ken: Man ... that was a hard day's work (starts yawning)
Fred: I came twice in your wife's arse last night.
Ken: (finishes yawning) Sorry - yawn deafness ... what was that?
Fred: Nothing ... I was just agreeing with you. Hard day indeed.
Fred: I came twice in your wife's arse last night.
Ken: (finishes yawning) Sorry - yawn deafness ... what was that?
Fred: Nothing ... I was just agreeing with you. Hard day indeed.
by TMA-1 December 20, 2008
Get the Yawn deafness mug.Deafness caused by an ipod blaring in one's ear. Often really, really, annoying and occasionally provokes anger.
Jake "Dude, where's the food?"
-silence-
Jake " wheres the &*&4 food!"
Rick "don't bother dude, he's got Ipod Deafness Syndrome.
Jake "oh."
-silence-
Jake " wheres the &*&4 food!"
Rick "don't bother dude, he's got Ipod Deafness Syndrome.
Jake "oh."
by KrispeKream February 23, 2010
Get the Ipod Deafness Syndrome mug.When parents are trying to call their teenagers to tell them that it is time to come home and the teenager for some apparent reason does hear the cell phone ring so that they can stay out longer with their friends.
While trying to call my son to tell him that he is out past his curfew and needs to come home, he contracted
Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.
Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.
by peaceangel22 June 29, 2011
Get the Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness mug.A condition similar to that of domestic blindness, again usually affecting the males of the household. Largely effects teenagers also. It is when someone repeats themself over and over and the other party does not respond. It's like talking to a brick wall!
Domestic deafness is when a wife gently asks her husband: "Darling, can you please put on some washing?
Male: No response, (most likely staring at the football game).
"... darling?"
"...darling?"
"OI YOU!"
Finally a response: "Oh! Sorry. What?"
Related terms are talking to a brick wall, speaking into thin air, i've been a-knocking but no-one's home, or the lights are on but no-one's home
Male: No response, (most likely staring at the football game).
"... darling?"
"...darling?"
"OI YOU!"
Finally a response: "Oh! Sorry. What?"
Related terms are talking to a brick wall, speaking into thin air, i've been a-knocking but no-one's home, or the lights are on but no-one's home
by Shellruby December 29, 2008
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