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Necronomicondom

When you chop off a man's penis skin and put it over your own
You raise more than the dead with a Necronomicondom.
Necronomicondom by StonyPegasus359 September 6, 2014

Necroromancer

A more beautiful word for necrophilia. Romancing with the dead.
"Why do you keep on resurrecting that low level Golem all the time?"

"Cause he's a Necroromancer!"

~ Diablo 2
Necroromancer by Sir HoboSeducer November 24, 2011

Necronomicunt 

A woman who constantly links every day occurrences with paranormal/occult phenomenons.
"I couldn't sleep last night."
"We're in October; the spirits of the fall are very active at night during this time of year."
"You're a necronomicunt."
Necronomicunt by Al teh Hellspawn January 28, 2014

necrozoophiliac 

one who likes to have sex with dead animals
that dude just hit a dear is that bum a necrozoophiliac
necrozoophiliac by bill tumar January 27, 2007

necrosodomite 

When I grow up, I want to work at the morgue so I can be a necrosodomite.

necronomicon 

A volume of arcane and occult knowledge featured in the horror stories of H P Lovecraft. Though he made reference to some genuine texts, the "unmentionable Necronomicon of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred" was entirely his invention. Throughout the Fifties and Sixties his books gained such a following among college students that numerous hoax versions were produced, drawing heavily on his own Cthulhu fiction and the writings of Aleister Crowley.
"You've got a Necronomicon? Woo, I'm impressed. *opens it* You'll notice that turning this diagram upside-down actually displays the Arabic for PROFESSOR CARLING BLOWS GOATS."
necronomicon by shoggoth August 10, 2003