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romancing 

romancing is being and doing lovey dovey ish stuff
dont do romancing with kids

Romancing the Bone

I'm so embarrassed, I just caught Bob romancing the bone in the shitter.
Romancing the Bone by Asher Hunter September 21, 2007

Romancing the turkey

To procrastinate, fanny about or in some way take a circuitous route to the intended result. Can be used in reference to someone avoiding the issue, beating about the bush or stalling
James, stop romancing the turkey and tell me what happened!
Romancing the turkey by Treg123 November 25, 2009

Romancing the bone

Phrase that refers to a male who is mastubating.
"Call me later, I'm busy romancing the bone at the moment."
Romancing the bone by Angelic_Sherry September 22, 2005

Romancing the Brown Stone 

To take ones time and (to some extent) enjoy defecating a large poo.
Oh Bruce, I think it's finally time!
- Take it slow, mate; don't hurt yourself.
Don't worry, pal: I'm going to be romancing the brown stone...

30 minutes later... Plop.

Romancing the Stone

Having sex (regular or receiving oral) while passing a kidney stone in hopes that it will pass when you ejaculate.
Phil: How goes the renal calculi this morning, bro?

Doug: I may have passed that fucker. I was romancing the stone last night with that whore Nicole, and when I busted a nut, it was all bloody and gooey. Probably lodged like a stalagtite up there against her uterus.

Phil: I found my car keys up there once....