romancing

Laying down a blanket in a backyard and GETTING IT ON

Baby, we are in for some heavy romancing tonight.

by Delaney's man June 3, 2016

romancing

romancing is being and doing lovey dovey ish stuff

dont do romancing with kids

by hjbdwhjbhwebhgwfbh July 16, 2021

Romancing the Bone

A euphemism for masturbation.

I'm so embarrassed, I just caught Bob romancing the bone in the shitter.

by Asher Hunter September 21, 2007

Romancing the turkey

To procrastinate, fanny about or in some way take a circuitous route to the intended result. Can be used in reference to someone avoiding the issue, beating about the bush or stalling

James, stop romancing the turkey and tell me what happened!

by Treg123 November 25, 2009

Romancing the bone

Phrase that refers to a male who is mastubating.

"Call me later, I'm busy romancing the bone at the moment."

by Angelic_Sherry September 22, 2005

Romancing the Brown Stone

To take ones time and (to some extent) enjoy defecating a large poo.

Oh Bruce, I think it's finally time!
- Take it slow, mate; don't hurt yourself.
Don't worry, pal: I'm going to be romancing the brown stone...

30 minutes later... Plop.

by SanG121 June 4, 2023

Romancing the Stone

Having sex (regular or receiving oral) while passing a kidney stone in hopes that it will pass when you ejaculate.

Phil: How goes the renal calculi this morning, bro?

Doug: I may have passed that fucker. I was romancing the stone last night with that whore Nicole, and when I busted a nut, it was all bloody and gooey. Probably lodged like a stalagtite up there against her uterus.

Phil: I found my car keys up there once....

by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010