necrofelch

To felch a dead person's rotting anus.

jaay's wife said their sex life was so bad that she would rather necrofelch his corpse.

by Legendary Films November 17, 2003

Necrofelch protein shake

Noun.
1. A drink that results from trying to necrofelch someone who has been cremated. This is a milkshake made from santorum mixed with the ashes of the deceased.

"Your dad and I enjoyed a nice necrofelch protein shake last night... Made out of your mom."

by bekim June 12, 2012

Necrofecalbestiality

A bizarre and dangerous fetish that requires an abundance of excrement, both human and animal, that the living human smears all over the dead animal. Any animal will do, but only if its been dead long enough for the decay to be both nasally offensive and of course maggoty in texture. The human male (it's almost always a he - except in the much rarer lesbonecrofecalbestiality) then proceeds to violate the animal corpse, in the ungodly act of sodomy, until the rotting flesh and interspecies shit forms a sort of paste, which the man then spreads on a cracker and tries to trick people into eating, even going so far as to fabricate a completely made up word for the putrescence: pate.

party goer 1: "Hey, I'm not so sure about this party. The host looks like he's been rolling in dead shit, and he's been touching all the food. I think I just lost my appetite."
party goer 2: "Don't be ignorant! He's a gourmet! Look, have you tried this pate? Its to die for!"
thoughts of the guy who does necrofecalbestiality: "Hehehehehe, my sexual arousal has so peaked! this is much better than collecting pink socks"

by Alpha&Omega September 22, 2005

necrofelia

The raping of dead bodies.

dude, last night I was arrested for necrofelia.

by Josh Dunham June 16, 2008

Necrofecalbeastapedopyrohomopheliac

A person that has an abnormal attraction to having sex with dead baby animals of the same sex, while shitting on them and lighting them on fire.

Bob: Do you see that man over there?
John: Yes, what of him?
Bob: I heard he was a Necrofecalbeastapedopyrohomopheliac

by Jarrod Comstock March 4, 2009

beastial necrofelcher

A person who fucks a dead animal up the ass and sucks the cum out. One of the most disgusting things a person could imagine or do.

The beastial necrofelcher was suddenly aroused as he ran over his neighbor's cat.

by Scotty February 16, 2004

Necrofeliac

how idiots spell necropheliac (sex with dead bodies)

Matt: DUDE i just saw a necrofeliac
George: You fucking idiot its spelt 'necropheliac'
Joe: Did u ask him if u could join him in the graveyard tonight?
Matt: OF COURSE!

by nocheesetonight August 2, 2007