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beastial necrofelcher 

A person who fucks a dead animal up the ass and sucks the cum out. One of the most disgusting things a person could imagine or do.
The beastial necrofelcher was suddenly aroused as he ran over his neighbor's cat.
beastial necrofelcher by Scotty February 16, 2004

necrofelch 

To felch a dead person's rotting anus.
jaay's wife said their sex life was so bad that she would rather necrofelch his corpse.
necrofelch by Legendary Films November 17, 2003

Necrofelch protein shake 

Noun.
1. A drink that results from trying to necrofelch someone who has been cremated. This is a milkshake made from santorum mixed with the ashes of the deceased.
"Your dad and I enjoyed a nice necrofelch protein shake last night... Made out of your mom."

bovine necrofelching 

The act of felching the anus of a dead cow.
Given a choice between shagging her and bovine necrofelching I'll take the sucking spunk out a dead cows arse thankyouverymuch!

Necrofelching 

Fucking a dead persons arse and then extracting your payload out of their arse with a straw
I lost my job at the morgue last week after the night shift supervisor caught me Necrofelching the new cadaver that had just arrived
Necrofelching by Davew69 March 27, 2015

Necrofeltcher 

Somebody that sodomizes dead body's and slurps the cum out of the corpses ass with a crazy straw
The man at large is a known necrofeltcher that was caught leaving a morgue last night after sodomizing several dead body's inside and slurping his own com out of the rectums of the corpses he defiled. Pyronecrocanablism
Necrofeltcher by Heith suddz January 29, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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