necard

The name for a beard that creeps down a man neck.

Pronounced 'neck-ard', it's neck and beard put together to create necard.

'have you seen that necard?!'
'yes, omg it nearly reaches his shoulders'

by gaby yeaaah June 7, 2012

necaderous

A feeling of exposure and gross inadequacy brought on by stress, anxiety and pressures from multiple directions as a result of the 2020 CoViD-19 Coronavirus pandemic.

Dealing with this project has put everyone in a necaderous position.

by himroid June 21, 2020

necarity

another word for necessity. once famously used by lovelypeaches in her shower speech.

it's not a necarity like food and water.

by peaches stan June 19, 2020

neard

A growth of facial hair which is intentionally concentrated BELOW the neckline, a portmanteau of Neck and bEARD. Usually very scraggled and harsh-looking until it gets some body.

PersonOne: Dude, I think you spilled some gravel on your chin!
PersonTwo: No man, it's cool, I'm gonna grow the sickest neard you've ever seen.
Women: Can we stroke and fondle that gorgeous mane on your neck?
PersonTwo: Get the rubbers, I'll be back in an hour.

by Kenwizzle Foshizzle February 4, 2006

Neard

Facial hair under your chin to the adams apple or lower, that your buddy likes to call a beard

Hey man check out that dude with a Neard Beard combo

by Theunseeingrooster September 9, 2010

nebard

Meaning retard, derives from the name of a 'short bus' company called Nebard's. Calling someone a nebard suggests one rides said buses and is therefore a complete fucking retard (as short buses are the common method of transport to and from school/college for mentally disabled students).

Ben spills milkshake everywhere.
Chris says "you fucking nebard"

by Chris27 August 30, 2005

neckard

a shorthand form of "neck beard"- a usually nasty area of thick facial hair under the chin covering the neck region. Usually sported by someone who can't grow a full beard

That guy's neckard is hella disgusting.

by plutograsshopper March 21, 2006