Matei

Matei is Matt or Matthew in English translated from Romanian. Usually the name of a smoking hot Romanian with spiked hair, and usually very cocky. Great guy and very funny!

Wow, Matei is a super hot guy! I really like his leather jacket.

by Jerkoi January 11, 2012

Matei

A not that cool guy but he can attract 90% of girls that ever lived on this planet even dinosaurus

Man1:Man that Matei fucked my wife so hard
Man2:I know man that guy fucked my daughter

by Matei-biggest pussy addicted April 17, 2020

Matei

Slang with a penis that's anything larger than 9 inches. The term is derived from a viral YouTube co-host who's multiple "bulge" photos make fans believe his penis is abnormally large.

Brice: Hey, man. I accidentally saw you get out of the shower. Nice Matei bro!
Mike: I know.

by Matt Actual October 23, 2015

Matei

Matei is a generally nice guy with a small dick he is also very big headed he is a bit of creep and can be mistaken as a nonce.He is the type of person to not understand a single thing your saying and can be a little bit clueless.

Matei has such a big head!

by egpaowkjwi November 21, 2021

Matei

Matei is a pethard.

omg, a closet ! Matei!

by himoutou January 01, 2022

matey

A word often used by pirates to address friends, aquaintences, or the scurvy low lifes who mopped the deck. Often used in succession with Arr.

Arr, matey, thar be ye booty!
Arr, matey, ye shivers me timbers!
Arr, matey, walk the plank!

by tainted December 30, 2004

Matey

Matey - noun

A person who you don't know the name/random person or the name is insignificant

Example: have you seen matey over there with the massive nut?

by BallBagBaggins August 28, 2019