FlashlightMemelord's definitions

vibrataphobia

fear of your phone vibrating in your lap or in your pocket, in the area that wouldn't end up being pleasant in a public situation

because of my vibrataphobia I missed 6 calls and 8 text messages from my mom

by FlashlightMemelord October 19, 2018

religionism

the belief in religion

breathing is a sin in religionism

by FlashlightMemelord March 22, 2018

spencer sphincter

the muscle that controls the poop flow in people named spencer

spencer used the bathroom and his body loosened his spencer sphincter so the poop would come out

by FlashlightMemelord October 21, 2018

Stingy

that ugly bitch that thinks he owns everything including my feelings

I'm stingy and it's mine.

by FlashlightMemelord February 11, 2017

3 o'cock

When the penis is facing directly straight, like how 12 o'cock is facing up.

when I woke up, my dick was at 3 o'cock, so I adjusted it to 12 o'cock so nobody would see

by FlashlightMemelord June 21, 2020

beppin

pretty girl

example 1: wow look at that beppin over there (points to sayori)

example 2: wow sayori you look absolutely beppin today

by FlashlightMemelord August 11, 2024

baby

a monster that pisses shits cries keeps you up all night and destroys things

I don't want this baby

by FlashlightMemelord July 9, 2016