FlashlightMemelord's definitions

shit rape

when your ass is full of shit and it cramps like crazy and its basically the shit having unwanted anal with you hence the sexual moans

im so constipated that im afraid of going to the bathroom, thus making it worse, thus causing intense shit rape every other hour on every other day

by FlashlightMemelord October 27, 2018

yes i

what you say when someone calls you or your mom gay but you actually are, opposite of no u.

kid: ur gay lol 😂😂😂😂
me: yes i

by FlashlightMemelord October 20, 2018

neckard

a word invented by Mike Matei, no definition.

neckard - a word invented by Mike Matei, no definition.

by FlashlightMemelord December 8, 2018

spide

to crawl around with eight legs

oh shit i saw a spider spiding on my wall

spide

by FlashlightMemelord February 10, 2018

baby

a monster that pisses shits cries keeps you up all night and destroys things

I don't want this baby

by FlashlightMemelord July 9, 2016

dilda

a male sex toy like a fleshlight

dildos are for insertion, dildas are for inserting into

by FlashlightMemelord October 20, 2018

inflation

Deviantart in a nutshell

Oh god inflation art make it stop

by FlashlightMemelord July 28, 2016