FlashlightMemelord's definitions

shit rape

when your ass is full of shit and it cramps like crazy and its basically the shit having unwanted anal with you hence the sexual moans

im so constipated that im afraid of going to the bathroom, thus making it worse, thus causing intense shit rape every other hour on every other day

by FlashlightMemelord October 27, 2018

neckard

a word invented by Mike Matei, no definition.

neckard - a word invented by Mike Matei, no definition.

by FlashlightMemelord December 8, 2018

yes i

what you say when someone calls you or your mom gay but you actually are, opposite of no u.

kid: ur gay lol 😂😂😂😂
me: yes i

by FlashlightMemelord October 20, 2018

gtg2b

got to go to bed, can also be used as g2g2b, gtgtb, or g2gtb.

uh oh, gotta sleeb. cya 8r gtg2b xd

by FlashlightMemelord September 18, 2018

balls

a curse placed upon anyone of the male species at birth

my balls are uncomfortable

by FlashlightMemelord May 24, 2018

ur parent lgbt

what you say when you insult someone but you dont know if they have one parent or two so you go for both

ur parent lgbt
no us

by FlashlightMemelord October 20, 2018

ꙭ

boobs

Ꙭ actually doesnt mean boobs, it's actually a variant of the Cyrillic letter O

by FlashlightMemelord November 24, 2018