spencer sphincter

the muscle that controls the poop flow in people named spencer

spencer used the bathroom and his body loosened his spencer sphincter so the poop would come out

by FlashlightMemelord October 21, 2018

Stingy

that ugly bitch that thinks he owns everything including my feelings

I'm stingy and it's mine.

by FlashlightMemelord February 11, 2017

vibrataphobia

fear of your phone vibrating in your lap or in your pocket, in the area that wouldn't end up being pleasant in a public situation

because of my vibrataphobia I missed 6 calls and 8 text messages from my mom

by FlashlightMemelord October 19, 2018

religionism

the belief in religion

breathing is a sin in religionism

by FlashlightMemelord March 22, 2018

baby

a monster that pisses shits cries keeps you up all night and destroys things

I don't want this baby

by FlashlightMemelord July 09, 2016

ur parent lgbt

what you say when you insult someone but you dont know if they have one parent or two so you go for both

ur parent lgbt
no us

by FlashlightMemelord October 20, 2018

ꙭ

boobs

Ꙭ actually doesnt mean boobs, it's actually a variant of the Cyrillic letter O

by FlashlightMemelord November 24, 2018