FlashlightMemelord's definitions

baby

a monster that pisses shits cries keeps you up all night and destroys things

I don't want this baby

by FlashlightMemelord July 9, 2016

inflation

Deviantart in a nutshell

Oh god inflation art make it stop

by FlashlightMemelord July 28, 2016

dilda

a male sex toy like a fleshlight

dildos are for insertion, dildas are for inserting into

by FlashlightMemelord October 20, 2018

vibrataphobia

fear of your phone vibrating in your lap or in your pocket, in the area that wouldn't end up being pleasant in a public situation

because of my vibrataphobia I missed 6 calls and 8 text messages from my mom

by FlashlightMemelord October 19, 2018

religionism

the belief in religion

breathing is a sin in religionism

by FlashlightMemelord March 22, 2018

Stingy

that ugly bitch that thinks he owns everything including my feelings

I'm stingy and it's mine.

by FlashlightMemelord February 11, 2017

spencer sphincter

the muscle that controls the poop flow in people named spencer

spencer used the bathroom and his body loosened his spencer sphincter so the poop would come out

by FlashlightMemelord October 21, 2018