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Oh hey! Did you see the new neptic at our school? He is very white.
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Naptical

A combination of the words tactical and nap. A short slumber someone would go for, usually lasting about an hour, in order to restore strength and make them feel more able to accomplish tasks.

One might go for a naptical before a party, in order to stay awake longer.

Formed in the depths of Yorkshire, and often used by Northerners.
''I'm so tired, might just nip for a naptical''

''I feel so much better after that naptical, good call''

''Mate you look exhausted, reckon you need to go for a naptical''
by LisaEEEEEEE November 28, 2013
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Nepoticide

The killing of one's own nephew.
Nepoticide. That's the one. There is on kind of killing that doesn't have its' own word

-Tyrion Lannister
by Ser Lancelot June 23, 2016
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Netpic

Going online copying photos claiming they are original, and yours then posting them on social sites to get people to give you likes or comments.
Went on instagram to admire the photo a follower and thought it was original, then I found it on google photos so I commented it was a big NETPIC
by joshwua915 March 15, 2017
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neuticles

My dog has a phat ass pair of neuticles.
by Karl Hungus December 2, 2003
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Nesticles

Testicles, so covered by hair as to look like bird or rat's nest.

A natural unshaven way for a man to live.
Shane's nesticles were so hairy it reminded me of a residual forest.
by Matt Rondeau 3 April 23, 2009
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netpicking

"Netpicking" is a type of obfuscation and/or nitpicking that generally derives from overfocus on tangential or irrelevant aspects of something as posted on the internet.

"Netpicking" is extremely common in internet message board style exchanges where words and images can be misinterpreted (intentionally or unintentionally), and dissected for technical or semantic inaccuracies, flaws, loopholes, or exploitable phraseologies.

While the "netpick" may be well-intentioned and innocent at times, it's more often used as a defense mechanism in flame wars and debates. The purpose is to ignore the greater, more obvious point, and instead redirect the discussion to something that probably shouldn't even be up for debate.

Other forms of the "netpick" manifest as pointles and often cruel hypercriticism based on "online-only" standards of excellence, beauty, competence, etc. held by the netpicker, who is most likely nowhere near a position to be judging anyone else by said standards.

"Fail" vs "Win" mentality is often a symptom of "netpickers", who rely on the buffer of anonymous internet identities to protect them from the constant hyper-scrutiny they heap upon others, merely for the purpose of entertainment through pointlessly negative commentary.
"Fritz totally ignored my point about abortion's effect on society, and started going off about the definition of 'society'! He was clearly just netpicking."

"I don't care if she has sharp knees. She's hot, and YOUR last date had to be crated at the end of the night. Stop netpicking."
by lordjupiter February 9, 2010
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