Neotic 

A insubstantial nightmare, appearing real in biblical proportion while trying to wake up but appears that you have, but have not.

Person 1: I just had an neotic dream.
Person 2: How do you know you're awake then?

Neotic by Bat Weasel September 23, 2009

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The real new year’s excitement is from this thing being updated and having a new urban dictionary definition so that bored people can be distracted for the amount of time it takes for the definition to load before they realize it’s some stupid unfunny “meta” joke that’s been done 99 times before or another generic “Omg you must be so bored to have searched/copy and pasted this!!!!”

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Bored person: omg I distracted myself from boredom and the fact that I am not doing anything productive and the slow crawl of time for a few seconds by searching this.

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Neonic 

ratioer of TieTiePerson

Neonic.

Neonic by Werrywit April 21, 2022

Noetic 

A kind of Metarational awareness or insight, like intuition but more conscious and grounded in reason.

(Noesis (Greek: νόησις) comes from Greek, and means insight, similar to intellection or intelligence.

The word "noetic" is derived from the Greek word "nous," meaning mind, intelligence or ways of knowing, There is no exact equivalent in English.

It refers to "inner knowing," a kind of intuitive consciousness, or direct and immediate access to knowledge beyond what is available to our normal senses or the power of reason.

It was like they were blessed with some noetic faculty that enabled them to leap beyond the confines of what their senses or their research indicated, and land directly on the heart of the dynamics of the reality they were investigating.

Noetic by Julian Picaza January 9, 2011

Weedviction Notice 

When you have smoked so much weed in one place and don't want to get up to do anything. Your friends have to serve you with a Weedviction notice

Prowlerace stayed on the couch for hours smoking weed, His friends had to serve him with a Weedviction notice to get him to get up to do something

Weedviction Notice by Prowlerace July 13, 2017

Puerto Rican Eviction Notice 

When the police show up at a Puerto Rican woman husband's workplace to inform him his wife filed a restraining order against him. The husband is informed by the police that he is to not have any contact with his wife or go near his home. He may only return to pick up his possessions with a police escort.

It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.

A friend of Julio's ex-wife brother's been banging Julio's wife so he got a Puerto Rican eviction notice.

Puerto Rican Eviction Notice by Taekwondoka February 15, 2021

Nepoticide 

The killing of one's own nephew.

Nepoticide. That's the one. There is on kind of killing that doesn't have its' own word

-Tyrion Lannister

Nepoticide by Ser Lancelot June 23, 2016