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Shorthand for notebook, those lovely 70-page, spiral bound masterpieces of history notes and math problems.

Used when you simply don't have the time to write out all eight letters, or as an affectionate name for a diary or journal.
(from an assignment book) hw: find nbook, do maths, page 137

Dear NBook,
I have a crush on Josh. I'm so embarrassed! What if he finds out?!
nbook by Lady Chevalier October 3, 2005
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caught with his hand in the nookie jar 

This describes a man caught in a sex scandal with women.
The show host was caught with his hand in the nookie jar and fired.
Related Words
nbook • nookie • nook • nooker • nooking • nooka • nooky • nook and cranny • nboo • nboob

persona non-nookie

When a woman is in a relationship, she no longer is attractive you, hence relegated to the friend zone.
Randal: You became persona non-nookie to me the minute he started diddling your pooter.
Emma: So thinking of me in terms of being a girl kind of creeps you out, does it?
Randal: Sweetheart, I don't think of you in terms of being a girl, I don't think of you in any way...
persona non-nookie by Justinsideyou November 13, 2019
Fatass racoon who steals your money in animal crossing and has two nephews, Timmy and Tommy
Tom Nook is a total ass jack
Tom Nook by The car battery March 15, 2020

Knee Nooking 

to sensually message the crease in the back of the knee with tongue, finger, phallus, or other phallus like object
He was knee nooking me so hard I couldn't walk the next day.
Knee Nooking by Eyeball_licker69 December 3, 2014
a dumb ass bitch whore who steals bells and is a power hungry bitch get your island and kill this bitch once your get a shovel or whack his ass with a net
tom nook needs to move the fuck out
Is coming for those knees
Tom Nook is coming for my knees if I don't pay him
- Jacksepticeye
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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