Definitions by Justinsideyou
Mississippi Leg Hound
A very horny dog that looks at your leg and thinks it is a prospective mate, then hump away like there's no tomorrow with the lipstick fully extended.
Cousin Eddie: "Only problem is he’s got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he’ll grab your leg and just go to town."
Mississippi Leg Hound by Justinsideyou August 23, 2022
nutflicks and chill
When your bud's about to sit down for a flick or the game, you knuckle slap his junk while saying aloud, "time for Nutflicks & chill."
As Pete was about to slinker down into the beanbag for the halftime show, Jonnie ran by to offer Nutflicks and Chill, causing Pete to double over.
nutflicks and chill by Justinsideyou November 10, 2020
won the internet
Chris just posted an epic poem about monster trucks, beer & Kid Rock. Sarah commented that he just won the internet.
won the internet by Justinsideyou October 31, 2020
Pump and dump
"What is it about good sex that makes you want to shit? Must be all that pumping... pump and dump... "
Pump and dump by Justinsideyou October 19, 2020
persona non-nookie
When a woman is in a relationship, she no longer is attractive you, hence relegated to the friend zone.
Randal: You became persona non-nookie to me the minute he started diddling your pooter.
Emma: So thinking of me in terms of being a girl kind of creeps you out, does it?
Randal: Sweetheart, I don't think of you in terms of being a girl, I don't think of you in any way...
Emma: So thinking of me in terms of being a girl kind of creeps you out, does it?
Randal: Sweetheart, I don't think of you in terms of being a girl, I don't think of you in any way...
persona non-nookie by Justinsideyou November 13, 2019