nooker

a no-charge hooker

Scott:" you want some? its free"
Kenny: "no thanks im not into nookers"

by boinblue March 09, 2010

Nooker

An adult Chinook Salmon caught in fresh water. Often combined with the type of Chinook IE Blackmouth Nooker, Not to be confused with a free hooker which is also a Nooker. Together these may create awkward conversations. See Example

Son: Hey Mom, Joe and I went down to the river and busted out 3 Nookers and one was a blackmouth.
Mom: You did what?

by JumpinJim1566 October 26, 2011

Nooker

a person who acts as a fuck, a nark, or an annoying person

We used to be bffs, but now she is such a nooker.

by kppk March 19, 2018

Nooker

A Nooker is a commonly used term when talking about an African-American hooker/prostitute. The term is mainly used by the privileged white male while on vacation, a golf outing, fishing trip or just hanging with the boys on a work night.

“Hey man it’s Vegas Wednesday do you want to do Rippy Magoo‘s and get a couple nookers”

by BigJohn6969 April 08, 2021

Nitty Nookers

Nitty nookers is a word to replace any word in a sentence to make the sentence sound/dirty even if it isn't

Jimmy: I'm gonna shove my nitty nookers in your nitty nookers!!!!

Sally: eww jimmy youre sick!!!

Jimmy: all i said was im gonna shove my books in your book bag....

Sally:...oh this is awkward...

by Beccerz777 April 08, 2011

Nooker

The neighborhood hooker

The skinny crackhead woman who stands near your street or in your turf
a nooker

by gever March 18, 2015

poopy nooker

a special type of microwave that is used to revive the smell of poop or crap after it has expired

i wanted to make my friends porch stink up something horrid but all i had was some old bear stool, and some old dog crap, so i revived the fumes with my "poopy nooker"

by dan hoff August 21, 2009