narcpn

A virtual private network (VPN) that someone with narcissistic personality disorder uses to disguise his/her IP address to anonymously harass and stalk victims online.

A thousand different IP addresses tried to log into my Hotmail account a couple of hours after I broke up with Dave. I strongly suspect they’re all NarcPNs.

narcpn by PsyduckMarc June 2, 2022

Narconap 

Narcotic induced narcolepsy. Short spurts of unconscious unwanted sleep hits you in the middle of doing a task. Cured by 14 to 18 hours of sleep.

I've been up way to long, I just narconapedsitting on the toilet. I up when my phone hit the floor.

Or
I sat down to tie my shoes and woke up 5 min later choking on my drool. I hate when I narconap

Narconap by Tiny5280 June 26, 2019

Narconstipation 

Narconstipation = Narcotics + Constipation

Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.

AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)

Narconstipation: It's not the shit.

Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?

Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.

Me: WTF?

Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.

Narconstipation by jzaztrow August 26, 2016

narconon 

NarCONon is a scam run by the Cult of Scientology. They use massive and unsafe doses of Niacin that have been shown to cause organ failure combined with hours on a treadmill and lengthy saunas instead of scientifically supported drug addiction treatment methods.

They insist that using only L. Ron Hubbard's "techniques" and rejecting all empirical science totally makes them not Scientology. They've repeatedly managed to finagle government grants for the nonsense in several countries, invariably leading to major scandals and ending the careers of politicians foolish enough to back them.

"Yeah, my mom sent me to NarCONon. They told me cocaine is stored in your body fat for years after you use it, so you have to sweat it all out. Because, you know, sweating totally cleans out your fat cells, and cocaine is totally fat soluble."

"Dude, NarCONon isn't Narcotics Anonymous. That's "NA". NarCONon is just a front for Scientology."

narconon by Marc Abian November 10, 2013

Narcan frequent flyer

A person who is frequently administered Narcan after just another one of many opiate ODs.

Oh yeah, I know him, he’s our town’s number one Narcan frequent flyer!

Narcan frequent flyer by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019

narcan 

Narcan, or Naloxone, is an opiate receptor blocker used primarily in the pre-hospital setting by paramedics, but also ofton used in the hospital setting, to basicly erase any high you had from a dose(or multiple doses) of an opiate such as morphine or heroin. Its mostly used in a life threatening situation.
So, when you get that really bright idea to take some illegal drugs that could eventually make you stop breathing or choke on your own vomit and we(the paramedics) have to come save your sorry butt remember....all the dope you just took and that "wonderful" feeling you have is wiped smooth out in 10-45 second. Sucks to lose several hundreds of dollars in under a minute doesnt it? Also, dont get pissed and start swinging at us...the cops are on our side! Oh yeah, and some of us will swing back so dont chance it!

"I gave him two rounds of narcan, he came out of his drug induced coma and starting swinging. I grabbed the portable oxygen tank off the end of the cot and knocked his ass out! Kept him from dieing though..."

narcan by Weezy1981 November 18, 2007

Narcinigga 

A narcissistic nigga

He a Narcinigga for real

Narcinigga by Som3guy. December 31, 2020