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narcincest 

1. The act of having sex with your mirror image

2. What Narcissus died pining for

3. Similar to twincest, but for those who don't have an identical twin

4. A future benefit of cloning technology
"Forget the Bel Ami twins. Scroll down and you will discover hardcore Colby on Colby action. Narcincest?"

"Dave Franco Fucks Himself"

"Colby can fuck himself on the Doily Penis"
narcincest by kinsey3 November 1, 2011
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The word "narcicist" refers to someone that loathes him or herself, considering him/herself superior to all including his friends and even his spouse. The word "narcicist" comes from Narcis, a Greek mythological character. Narcis was a vey good looking young man. Many women had fallen in love with him, but he was too proud and vane and he would reject all of them. One of the rejected women was the ninfa Eco. Eco was hurt and locked herself up in her room without food or water. That is how she slowly consumed herself with pain, until she vanished and all that remained was her voice, which repeateded itself against the walls of the room. Thus the word "echo." The goddess Nemesis (the goddess of vengeance) heard Eco's prayers and decided to punish Narcis so he would suffer in the same way as she did. One day Narcis went to drink water from the river. As he stooped down to drink he saw his own face reflected in the water. Nemesis used her powers so that Narcis would fall madly in love with that image. Narcis could not stop looking at himself. He wanted to touch his image and hug it, but he couldn't because it would disappear in the water. He also could not see it since the waves of the river would not let him. He could not go away since the image would disappear. That is how he stayed trying to admire himself until he died of starvation.
A narcicist could be an unloving spouse that does not appreciate family or friends
narcicist by Peter R. C. December 28, 2007

narcicastic 

A remark that is both narcissistic and sarcastic.
Narcicastically she said, ‘how could he resist this hot, desirable body out of all the other bodies in this place?
narcicastic by denverdigs April 15, 2010

Narcinstacist

A person width a high opinion of themselves who shares their high opinion of self via the platform of Instagram.
The hot young millennial contaminating instagram with opulent humblebrags is a narcinstacist.
Narcinstacist by Waimarie February 28, 2019

narcicest 

The act of committing sexual deeds with one’s self, or a title for someone who commits narcicest
Go fuck yourself you narcicest.

Dude that’s weird stop acting narcicestic.

Stop being so narcicestual you creep.
narcicest by UndeadPinecone July 25, 2024

Narcissest 

The act of loving one's self. i.e. masturbation
My mother walked in while I was commiting an act of narcissest last night.
Narcissest by Boss_Colo March 3, 2011

narcicastic 

A form of humor in which narcissism is used sarcastically
"I'm pretty much the most beautiful and amazing person you will ever know." ... "You know I'm just being narcicastic, right?"
narcicastic by La-Phawnda September 19, 2015
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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