Narcaning

when your about to give her a facial but instead you put the hole of your penis against her nostril and block the other nostril with your finger while shooting the load of cum up her nose.

She thought I was going to give her a facial. At the last moment I pushed the tip of my dick into her nostril, blocked the other nostril with my finger and shot my cum up her nose Narcaning her

Narcaning by Cigarandbeersnob May 31, 2018

NASCARing 

Driving in circle motion in a cul-de-sac, round-about, or circular road while making a constant left turn.

Person 1: What the hell is that redneck doing driving in circles?
Person 2: Oh he is just NASCARing .

NASCARing by Some Fat Kid January 11, 2008

narcolingus

To fall asleep while performing oral sex on a woman.

I was so drunk last night that I suffered an attack of narcolingus while dining at the y.

narcolingus by kitchenwarehelmet August 6, 2009

Narcinigga 

A narcissistic nigga

He a Narcinigga for real

Narcinigga by Som3guy. December 31, 2020

NASCARING 

2 or more dudes bang a chick and nut inside then wait 9 months to see who wins the race

dude Steve and Will were totally NASCARING Sally last year, Will totally won

NASCARING by June Bug69 November 11, 2010

Nardoning 

the act of taking a girl during a party and proceeding to having sexual intercourse in the bed of any nearby pick-up trunk.

Bro #1: Hey dude did you see where Ashley went?
Bro #2: Yeah bro, I think Jake is Nardoning her in his truck
Bro #1: Damn bro in the middle of this party?!
Bro 2#: Yeah bro

Nardoning by Zexima January 2, 2012

Nathaning 

Verb, to take off long periods of time from work using FMLA

Joe won’t be back until April. He’s Nathaning right now.

Nathaning by WMarshall December 6, 2018