naptastrophe

an unplanned nap which results in an undesirable sleep schedule

After that naptastrophe, I couldn't get to sleep until 4am and staying at work the next day was near impossible.

by somniac August 31, 2013

nextastrophe

When you come to understand that one company or person is a catastrophe waiting to happen, time after time, so you wait for it...their nextastrophe.

IMVU keeps rolling out what they think is great for their user base but it is just another nextastrophe.

by Notorious Chicka March 30, 2017

Natastrophe

The horrendous shit taken after a night of drinking Natural Light. Experienced by college kids too cheap to buy real beer every morning nationally.

Joe: Oh god dude, I just had the worst natastrophe.

Eric: I told you to not be a cheap ass and spend the extra two bucks to get some real beer.

Joe: Here it comes again . . (runs to bathroom)

by A.Mix November 12, 2009

Faptastrophe

When one is masturbating and something goes terribly wrong.

So get this, I was rubbing one out last night and I ripped my foreskin. It was a total faptastrophe bro!

by Steve McAlistar January 12, 2011

Nattastrophe

When one's case of Natural Light or Natural Ice beer is expired.

Dude, we've just had a nattastrophe! Quick, let's make a beer run!

by Robb B. December 23, 2008

Nattastrophobia

An anxiety disorder characterized by extreme fear of running out of Natty Light at any event or gathering, but most notably way too early in the night.

Example #1:
Good god, last night as the party was gettin legit, and I was gettin balls deep in Liz, I suffered from a nattastrophobia attack. I shoved that cock juggling thunder cunt to the floor and ran to the fridge ass naked to find six fresh cases. I love my roommates.

by Big Rabes April 10, 2009

Paptastrophe

A but clenching moment which you cant quite hold any longer

I almost made it to the bog! Unfortunately I wasn't quick enough and had a paptastrophe on the staircase.

by R1opa September 21, 2009